Category: Saturday

Every year around this time, a fierce debate wages between me and my buddies: “How much does Valentine’s Day suck?” Now surely we’ve all had terrible Valentine’s Days (what’s that? you haven’t? then please punch yourself in the face). I mean, it really is the fucking absolute worst time to have a holiday. It’s the…

Today is a special day not just because somehow the grade-A pole puffer that runs this site convinced Bubba to show up on a non-Saturday, but also because it’s Valentine’s Day. Now we all know that Valentine’s Day is a great day for some—-such as gay people not only being able to get married in…

3. Rednecks Have Feelings Too. Oh sure, we all know that longing is for sissies, heartbreak is for women, and crying is for yankees. And yet, all that underestimates how many feelings are beneath the surface of rednecks. Just look at this heartwarming poem (text message) I wrote my beloved: Roses are red, Violets are…

So this weekend doesn’t necessarily bring a “sex tip” but for many men in Alabama, we’d rather watch football than actually have sex (in fact, the two aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive and probably trigger the same parts of the brain when doing both). What this weekend talks about is the strange phenomenon of people giving…

The tireless researchers here at Bubba’s Sex Tips (each and every one with no less than a Bachelor’s Degree from Phoenix University) have been oddly captivated (yes, I did have to look up that word) by the strange story of Arizona Governor Jan Brewer’s ongoing bitchfest with the Leader of the Free World. Or as…

So pretty much it’s borderline impossible to turn on the TV lately without seeing a collection of the ugliest TV actors I’ve ever seen: The Republican candidates for president. And naturally the “star” of the show is the only one who could pass for good looking, Mitt Romney. Now Bubba don’t care for this sausage-fest…

Helllllllllllo faithful readers, it’s been a while since I’ve seen you as there hasn’t been a new sex tip for almost three months (possibly longer as I’m lousy at counting and drunk more Saturdays than not) as I went into a football-induced hibernation. [And my sweet sacrifice alone is what allowed my beloved Alabama University,…

It’s a weird commentary on the times we live in where the site’s most controversial opinion of the week might be denying the existence of sex addiction. You think Democrats eat their young politicians instead of building them up? Alright. You think working at Wal-Mart sucks? Well who could argue with that. Krispy Kreme doughnuts…

We need to respect God’s miracles. And no I don’t mean babies (what kind of miracle can’t even eat a chili dog?), I mean breasts. My issue for 2012 is the illegalization of breast reduction surgery. Let’s take back control of women’s bodies! The candidates for president have set about trying to tear each other…

The last few weeks haven’t been kind to Bubba’s Sex Tips. All this talk about debt ceiling fiascoes, credit downgrades, and nose diving stocks can make it seriously hard to find something in the news to get sexy about. [Sofia Vergara bouncing naked on a trampoline while reading stock reports probably couldn’t make them sexy.]…

So recently we have some headline-hogging Marines trying to derail the ceiling debt fight’s quest to monopolize all news, our government’s ongoing squabble over money the third one this year alone. [They are officially the married couple that should be divorced that people avoid at parties, Republicans the drunken, self-destructive husband who keeps ranting about…

Every culture has their parties. Christians (and those that like gifts) have Christmas. Drunks have St. Patrick’s Day. Even the Middle East has parties with Ramadan…or so I’m told. But rednecks just have to adopt holidays usually reserved for the military in Memorial Day, Veteran’s Day (which should really be in the prime summer months…

With all the hullabaloo about gay marriage, I feel it’s time for Bubba to take a more traditional stance: firmly in favor of green card marriage. After all, marriage should be between a desperate, impoverished woman with no options, hellbent on staying in a first world country and a socially retarded man unable to get…