Today is a special day not just because somehow the grade-A pole puffer that runs this site convinced Bubba to show up on a non-Saturday, but also because it’s Valentine’s Day.
Now we all know that Valentine’s Day is a great day for some—-such as gay people not only being able to get married in Washington starting today but also that they can try to woo Matt Boomer as he came out of the closet today—-but what about the rest of us? What about those that have scarcely had a good V-Day (and I don’t mean Veteran’s Day which is a great excuse to shoot fireworks) in their [insert how old you think I am]-odd years?
The last few Valentine’s Days for me have included a Jehovah’s Witness date that didn’t celebrate Valentine’s Day (and even though Bubba’s not a romantic guy, going out to eat is better than going to Bible Study), an internet romance with a woman that eventually turned out to be a Russian crime ring trying to steal my identity, and dinner with a woman who declined to mention she was pregnant. [Although eventually I caught on when she ate half the menu and took the Barbecue Pit up on their all-you-can-eat ribs.]
Luckily, Bubba’s got a hot date tonight, with a woman who doesn’t have kids OR a crystal meth habit. But enough about me, (after all, I have to save something for Saturday’s Sex Tip that will also talk about Valentine’s Day). I want to hear about your bad V-Days.
What’s the worst Valentine’s Day you’ve had? And if you wind up having a shitty one tonight, feel free to vent in the comments section below.
Worst V day every – internet date the guy showed up, pretended to have dropped something outside and never came back.
Worst v date every – I got the check after dinner and it felt like i was having a heart attack! I never know a bottle champagne could cost $1000.00 Never let a lady order guys :{
Worst v date valentine’s day is currently happening. I had no date tonight.
Worst V day every – we got robbed while walking on the beach at night. I guessing when i ran and left her behind i had no chance of hitting that EVER!
worst v date ever – we both ended up in the ER
Damn guys, these sound like some truly terrible Valentine’s Days…but collective pain is therapeutic at least.