Category: Bubba’s Sex Tips for a Seductive Evening: How to Be a Player in a Rural Area
Bubba Takes Trump’s Loss Hard
Not even Bubba’s beloved Crimson Tide winning another National Championship (suck it Yale!) can lift his spirits in a world where Trump has left office (allegedly!) and one of the women from “Black Panther” has become Vice President. In Biden’s socialist dystopia, he’s in a bonafide funk
What is Gender Drain?
Alabama Liberal coins the phrase “Gender Drain” to explain rural areas having way more men than women, and explains why this is not only making rural men angrier and more radical, but stopping Democrats from regaining political power.
Bubba Takes on Will and Grace
In a homophobic panic about “Will and Grace”‘s return, Bubba wants to find out how he can keep gay men from hitting on him–but he’s assured by an actual gay man that he has nothing to worry about…
Bubba Explains why Amazon Should Pick Bumblefuck for Their Second Headquarters
Bubba makes the case that Amazon’s HQ2 should pick Bumblefuck as their “city” (yes, the quote marks are necessary). As we have everything they’re looking for: a ton of empty buildings, plantation economics that favor the rich, and a desperate population that will let Jeff Bezos murder them at whim.
Bubba’s Sex Tips: Love at a Trump Rally
FINALLY making his YouTube debut after six long years being confined to print, Bubba explains how to score at a Trump rally.
Bubba’s Triumphiant Return for “Alabama Valentine’s Day” (Mother’s Day) and MILF Countdown
That failed communist known as Alabama Liberal hasn’t let me post anything in more than two years, but I finally found a way to hack into his site. It turns out, his password is password, and even though it took me three hard years of trying (mostly by looking for a library so I’d have…
Bubba Can’t Bring a Gun in Starbucks Anymore? What is This, France?
Just earlier this week I was buying my 14th semi-automatic rifle (you know, in case a burglar breaks into my worthless trailer to steal all my other guns, by far the most valuable thing there…and I grow 12 more hands to fire 14 guns at him simultaneously) when I discovered some truly horrific news: Starbucks…
Bubba Has a Traumatic Experience at a Yankee State Fair
Recently, I had the mixed pleasure of attending a state fair in the wintry hellscape that is Minnesota. It’s a weird state because although their politics are liberal, their people look like they’re at a casting call for a new A&E show called Forest Folks. I’m talking guys with bushy beards. I’m talking “women” with…
Bubba’s Sex Tips: Miley Cyrus is the World’s Hottest Woman?…I Demand a Recount
Maxim Magazine——a great read if you like seeing naked women…that are fully clothed and you haven’t heard about Playboy, Hustler, or something called “the internet”——-just proclaimed Miley Cyrus as the World’s Hottest Woman. My immediate reaction was “Isn’t Billy Ray too old to be the world’s hottest woman?” Then someone explained that the mulletted former…
Bubba Explains Why Rednecks Don’t Care About Pro-Football
[Note: This is updated and slightly tweaked from an article I wrote this time last year.] So today doesn’t necessarily bring a “sex tip” but many men in Alabama would rather watch football than actually have sex (in fact, the two aren’t mutually exclusive and probably trigger the same parts of the brain when doing…
Bubba’s Sex Tips: Bubba Hacks Al-Qaeda’s Twitter Account
In one of the craziest stories in recent memory, an Al-Qaeda linked group in Somalia (Al Shabab…and I’m as surprised as you that I took the time to look that up) set up a Twitter account. A quick search on “Al Qaeda Twitter Account” will catch you up to speed on this story…no need to…
Bubba’s Sex Tips: Has Alabama Become the…[Shudder]…New York Yankees of College Sports?
As a huge fucking redneck and an Alabama resident, I looooooooove me some Alabama football. I post nothing but “Roll Tide!” and “Fuck you All-Barn!” on my Facebook page. I have an impressive collection of Alabama football caps, not to mention I wear a shirt that in some way says I’m an Alabama fan at…