Here, Alabama Liberal explains what’s actually happening in his adopted home of California, how Trump is very clearly following the “never let a crisis go to waste” playbook of past aspiring dictators trying to transition their countries into fascism, and the books, movies, or TV shows that can teach you what to do next.
Category: Larger Editorials
Musk Leaves Washington DC with a Literal (and Figurative) Black Eye
Here, Alabama Liberal breaks down why Musk was a fool to ever get mixed up with Trump in the first place as a simple look at Trump’s history (screwing over anyone who’s ever gotten close to him) and the history of autocrats in general (the country’s richest man doesn’t usually stay that way for long…
GOP Politicians Need to Watch Liberal Media so They’ll Know What’s in the Bills They’re Voting On
After Nebraska congressman Mike Flood’s stunning confession at a recent town hall, Alabama Liberal says that it’s disgusting he knew more about a bill Flood voted on than Flood himself did, and posits that watching more liberal media would help not only Republican voters get better informed but also the Republican politicians themselves.
The Corporate Media Dinosaurs that Pushed Biden into the Tar Pits Need to Follow Him There
In this quick-but-thorough recording, Alabama Liberal expresses bewilderment that Jake Tapper (the same guy that helped install Trumpolini through his genuinely awful first debate “moderation”) is STILL crapping on Biden while the Mad King is in office. He then makes the case that it’s time all the corporate media dinosaurs that helped shove Biden into…
Alabama Liberal is the Best Wordle Player Alive
My phenomenal Wordle scores are as legitimate as our government in 2025, and achieved roughly the same way. Do not question them…Obey
Skipping Michigan: Buttigieg Will Do Anything to Become POTUS…Except Win an Election
By skipping the Michigan senate race in 2026, Alabama Liberal talks about the Buttigieg-pattern of losing major races, but then running for an even bigger race next time. He also questions that if voters won’t actually elect an ambitious Buttigieg to anything (similar to past “Great White Hopes” like Beto O’Rourke, Jason Kander, Tim Ryan,…
As Entertainers-Turned-Presidents, Zelenskyy and Trump are Polar Opposites
In this excerpt from the Alabama Liberal podcast episode “Fool’s Paradise: No Country For Smart Men (Plus, ‘Mrs. Putin’),” he explains that even though Zelenskyy and Trump took similar paths from entertainment to politics, the end result has been completely different. He also speculates that the real reason Trump HATES Zelenskyy is jealousy, and because…
86-47! [Will Creatine Fiend Kash Patel or Propaganda Barbie Pam Bondi Finally Give Me a Platform Boost?]
While “supporting” James Comey (the bozo that threw the 2016 election to Trumpolini in the first place) and his ridiculously harmless seashell message, Alabama Liberal hopes some Trumpworld henchmen (or WOMAN!) will give him the loooong sought profile boost of baseless harassment after 14 long years of literally not being able to get arrested by…
Breaking News: Two Aging, Bigoted Narcissists with No Real Connection to Humanity Have a Nice Dinner
In this excerpt from the Alabama Liberal podcast episode “Fool’s Paradise: No Country for Smart Men (Plus, ‘Mrs. Putin’),” Alabama Liberal comments on Bill Maher’s egotistical defense of his dinner with Trump–and points out that it’s not REALLY surprising that an aging, “anti-woke” narcissist who famously has no real connection to other people would find…
100 Days, 100 Scandals (Listing the Trump Regime’s Biggest Screw Ups So Far)
The Trump regime’s first 100 days have been exactly what many of us predicted: 100 days, 100 screw ups… In no particular order… 100. Trying to appoint a sex offender to be Attorney General (Matt Gaetz). 99. Only pulling him when it was obvious he couldn’t get the votes. 98. Signal Gate 1—the Atlantic reporter…
A Blue Tsunami in 2026 Needs Candidates in ALL Southern Races
Alabama Liberal explains why he thinks 2026 will be not only a blue wave, but a blue tsunami, but ONLY if Democrats actually field candidates in ALL races–unlike 2024 where THREE separate Alabama Congressional races had no Democratic candidate whatsoever, allowing Republicans to sashay back into office.
Guilfoyle’s “Engagement” to Don Jr. is Done Because Daddy Won’t Need Dirt on Gavin Newsom Anymore
I’m definitely not surprised the “engagement” between Kimberly Guilfoyle and Don Jr. is over now that the election is over. In fact, I was predicting it all along… For a while now, I’ve maintained that Don Jr. was only “engaged” to her because they were worried about Gavin Newsom being the 2024 nominee, and needed…
Trump Should Not Be Time’s “Person of the Year” Because His Impact Was NOT the Biggest of 2024
Many people don’t think Trump should’ve been chosen as Time’s “Person of the Year” because he’s a horrible person who will do nothing but make the country worse over the next four years. But my take is different than most because even though I also don’t think Trump should’ve been chosen at all, it’s not only because he’s…