Category: Saturday

Some debates are so classic, solving them is almost beside the point. Coke vs. Pepsi, McDonald’s vs. Burger King, The Beattles vs. The Rolling Stones (or for Bubba, Johnny Cash vs. Merle Haggard), the question of “which is better?” has been going on for so long, who even wants an answer? Well, in this world…

So this week’s latest pseudo-versy involved Anthony Weiner–the razor sharp congressmen–turning into a complete moron and sending a picture of his Johnson, excuse me, his Weinberger to a follower on Twitter. The media is covering this 24/7 even though no actual sex seems to have taken place. I guess real sex scandals like Arnold’s secret…

This weekend is my birthday so there will be less new features. But tomorrow I’ll still manage to put up a new sermon “Why Social Conservatives Need to Wake Up” and new movie reviews on Monday including Pirates of the Caribbean 4 and Kung Fu Panda 2. The only question now is how would Bubba…

So apparently there were some true believers that thought the world should end today. Imagine the strange sensation of being disappointed to wake up today “We’re alive!…oh wait…well damn…”. I know I can just imagine there were a lot of heartbroken chicks out there. They’ve been told over and over again that their one true…

That title is a little misleading—although if a couple gawkers click on it for controversy that isn’t actually inside the item…it is intentional—what I really want to ask is: If a supposedly great place to meet women is at bookstores (although I have only read this is a good place so the people writing articles…

Ordinarily, I hate talking about trips and traveling and traveling trip tips make me sick to my stomach in addition to being damn hard to say. I mean, whenever someone puts up a trip on facebook or shows me pictures of somewhere they’ve been I’m thinking “Looking at someone else having a good time is…

William Shakespeare. Oscar Wilde. Sarah Palin. Bubba from Bubba’s Sex Tips. All of these people have coined words. The first two coined countless phrases in their official capacity as all around witty fucks. Palin has coined several phrases by using the wrong word in a twitter feed and instead of admitting a typo, saying she…

If you live in say, Los Angeles, there are roughly 500,000 places you can expect to meet women. You could go to a coffee shop (rural Alabama counties have few), you could go to a club (rural Alabama has a few bars…until they’re closed down), you could go to a bookstore (none here), etc. In…

First I’d like to take an irrelevant moment to point out my excitement over Microsoft Word recognizing the word MILF and not saying it’s a typo. However, if you try to get away with not capitalizing each initial, it won’t accept that as “correct” and maybe it shouldn’t since saying Mom I’d Like to Fuck…

In a small town where most of the available women are probably A. single moms, B. meth heads, or C. both, you could probably do a lot worse than a cougar. In fact, odds are good you will do worse, at least during dry spells, so why not go for an older woman? I recommend…

Anyone can be a player in a big city like New York when you just have to throw a rock to hit a 5 foot 10 glamazon aspiring model. Being a player inside an area locally known as “the county limits” is pretty damn hard. Most women are 15 (illegal as my buddy Brad would…