Category: Saturday

I guess Alabama Liberal had figured he’d learned too much about women and how to seduce them from me, and decided he’d rather have me review a movie. At first I was excited for the job, and would have enjoyed giving my two cents on Expendables 2 (best movie of the year) or reviewing a timeless classic…

So Birmingham was recently voted the worst city in the country for men by Men’s Health Magazine. Men’s Health being, I believe, a gay porno magazine judging by the covers of shirtless men parading around on the cover. [And also because they picked The People’s Republic of San Francisco as the best city for men.]…

I know I haven’t written much in this post-election hellhole that American has become. What with President Black Panther winning a second term, Comrade Warren being elected to the senate, an openly gay senator being elected, a record number of women being sent to congress, gay marriage being voted in in three states——-God, it’s all…

It seems like every magazine for women (or, at least, the kind of women who don’t like to hunt) involves some type of…sex quiz or “What would you do?” orrrrrr “What kind of man would you like?” and so on. Well, as usual, I decide to practice an extreme form of empathy like my good…

Some may be unfamiliar with this story (and, if so, you’re getting your news from the wrong places) but a womanizing Hong Kong billionaire recently put out an offer that every heterosexual male——-and some cash-strapped gay ones——in the world should be familiar with: He’s offering sixty five million dollars to any man that can seduce…

[This article won’t be very long, because, well…how long does an article about nudie pics really need to be? They say a picture’s worth a thousand words, and that goes quadruple when the picture involves boobs.] As everyone by now knows, “Princess” Kate Middleton (and if calling someone “princess” as an actual title doesn’t make…

Bubba is firmly of the opinion that all those Hollywood liberals (and I hope you can feel the disdain through the italics, as I surely would verbally emphasize the hell out of those words in disgust) should just shut the hell up with their politics and constantly ramming their liberal beliefs down my throat by doing bullshit…

Like most country music fans, it’s hard for me to get through most songs without thinking “But how does this person feel about President Obama?” I can’t tell you all the times I’ve been sitting in my truck, getting drunk (getting drunk is no fun if you’re not immediately about to drive somewhere…preferably through a…

Whelp, today is Cinco De Mayo, some type of Mexican holiday where they learned to count to five or something…I’m not a Mexican historian. What I do know is that it’s a great excuse to fire up the grill and make some delicious pork tacos, pork burritos, pork quesadillas, and deer fajitas (made with pork…

So last weekend was Earth Day, and today I’d like to talk about it nearly a week after the fact. [What, you expect a redneck to do something before its too late? Hell, I don’t my file my taxes until June, and don’t celebrate Martin Luther King Jr. Day until…phew…how’s never sound?] Since everyone’s out…

Well it’s that time of year again. The time when the fed-er-al government decides to put its imperialist boots on the necks of confederate states and make us pay taxes. All across the nation, taxes are due this Monday, so make sure you file them, or better yet, don’t. Bubba hasn’t filed taxes in…well, ever….

Like the vast majority of Alabama workers (and soon to be every state in the country), I have no retirement. The closest I get to a “pension plan” is to buy twenty lottery tickets every drawing. Sure, it’s a bitch to fill up my monster gas-guzzling truck and drive all the way over to Georgia…

There are few holidays that aren’t controversial in Alabama. Think about it. Happy Halloween! “That’s for witches and devil worshippers.” Happy Martin Luther King Jr. Day! “You mean Robert E. Lee day.” Have a great black history month! “How come there’s no white history month?!” Even wishing someone a Happy Easter or any other religious…