That title is a little misleading—although if a couple gawkers click on it for controversy that isn’t actually inside the item…it is intentional—what I really want to ask is: If a supposedly great place to meet women is at bookstores (although I have only read this is a good place so the people writing articles about it might be more likely to read books so they might be more likely to be at a bookstore than say…95 percent of young people who don’t read anything longer than 140 characters) but your town has no bookstores, is a Bible Outlet considered a bookstore in that you can meet women there?
I don’t know if you can actually meet women at a Bible Outlet, I’m even less sure you would want to, but I do know they’re there. Just like I pointed out a few weeks back, women are, generally speaking, a little more religious than men are. Plus, men also read less. So you take women who can’t smoke, drink, go to bars, go to clubs, etc. (because it is against their beliefs…and it doesn’t exist in the town they’re in). So those women are bored enough to want a good book to read, but can’t read Twilight, Harry Potter, or any book with “Pagan” or “scandalous” themes (because it is against their beliefs…and a bookstore doesn’t exist in the town they’re in).
So you’re pretty much looking at a perfect target demographic to spend six hours at a Bible outlet perusing the exact right leather bound King James edition. Your eyes meet. She undoes her bun and lets her hair down, ever so slightly drawing your eyes down to her denim skirt. It’s a great moment…theoretically.
In short: I don’t know if women at Bible outlets are approachable for much more than asking for a date to Bible Study. I don’t know if they’ll talk to you if you start. I don’t even know if they want to meet someone at all. But if I was spending a Saturday afternoon picking out which Bible to buy at a store that only sells bibles and has bibles in the name, I sure would want to.
Funny