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Bubba’s Sex Tips: Has Alabama Become the…[Shudder]…New York Yankees of College Sports?

As a huge fucking redneck and an Alabama resident, I looooooooove me some Alabama football. I post nothing but “Roll Tide!” and “Fuck you All-Barn!” on my Facebook page. I have an impressive collection of Alabama football caps, not to mention I wear a shirt that in some way says I’m an Alabama fan at… Read More »

Bubba’s Sex Tips: Is It Now Time For Bubba to…[Shudder]…Become a Liberal?

I know I haven’t written much in this post-election hellhole that American has become. What with President Black Panther winning a second term, Comrade Warren being elected to the senate, an openly gay senator being elected, a record number of women being sent to congress, gay marriage being voted in in three states——-God, it’s all… Read More »

Bubba’s Sex Tips: Bubba Takes Up Billionaire’s Proposal to Wed His Daughter, Gigi Chao

Some may be unfamiliar with this story (and, if so, you’re getting your news from the wrong places) but a womanizing Hong Kong billionaire recently put out an offer that every heterosexual male——-and some cash-strapped gay ones——in the world should be familiar with: He’s offering sixty five million dollars to any man that can seduce… Read More »

Bubba’s Sex Tips: Bubba Ogles…I Mean, “Reviews” the Kate Middleton Tit Pics

[This article won’t be very long, because, well…how long does an article about nudie pics really need to be? They say a picture’s worth a thousand words, and that goes quadruple when the picture involves boobs.] As everyone by now knows, “Princess” Kate Middleton (and if calling someone “princess” as an actual title doesn’t make… Read More »

Bubba’s Sex Tips: Celebrities Should Keep Their Politics To Themselves…Unless They’re Eastwood

Bubba is firmly of the opinion that all those Hollywood liberals (and I hope you can feel the disdain through the italics, as I surely would verbally emphasize the hell out of those words in disgust) should just shut the hell up with their politics and constantly ramming their liberal beliefs down my throat by doing bullshit… Read More »

Bubba’s Sex Tips: But How Does Hank Williams Jr. REALLY Feel About Obama?

Like most country music fans, it’s hard for me to get through most songs without thinking “But how does this person feel about President Obama?” I can’t tell you all the times I’ve been sitting in my truck, getting drunk (getting drunk is no fun if you’re not immediately about to drive somewhere…preferably through a… Read More »