Today is, as I’m sure even the average Tea Party voter knows, 12-12-12. And that means it’s not only one of the very special days that roles around once a century, like 8-8-8 (which is lucky in Chinese culture, and they started the Olympics on that day) or 6-6-6 (a marketing ploy to release The…
What if Hugo Chavez Dies?
As I’m sure you know—–or, if you’ve watched any news or been to a news site in the last year—–Hugo Chavez is ailing. He has seemingly serious cancer (we don’t know the exact type and he won’t say how serious it is, nor would he be honest about it if it were terminal), and, in…
Movie Review: Rise of the Guardians
This movie is pretty much exactly what’s wrong with Hollywood. The “plot” (or, more accurately, marketing gimmick) revolves around the “new idea” that a lot of the most famous characters on Earth (Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, etc.) are actually action heroes that fight the forces of darkness. It employs the trendy mass-market concept…
Mom Jokes: The Power of A Wife’s Love
A man was in his death bed, counting down his last hours with no hope and nothing left to live for. But then he began to smell the wonderful scent of his wife’s cookies—–his favorite food on Earth—–which seemed to magically lift his spirits. Slowly, he got out of bed and practically crawled down the…
Sunday’s Sermons: Alabama’s Last Dry County is a Good Example of What’s Wrong with the State
It’s pretty rare that Alabama makes the national news headlines, rarer still when it doesn’t revolve around the Crimson Tide (which is becoming the New York Yankees of college football), hate crimes, or rising obesity statistics. But that’s exactly what’s happened today, thanks to a story on Salon.com that is currently trending on Yahoo. The…
Bubba’s Sex Tips: Is It Now Time For Bubba to…[Shudder]…Become a Liberal?
I know I haven’t written much in this post-election hellhole that American has become. What with President Black Panther winning a second term, Comrade Warren being elected to the senate, an openly gay senator being elected, a record number of women being sent to congress, gay marriage being voted in in three states——-God, it’s all…
Interviews with the Invisible: As WA Officially Goes Legal, An Update with The Marijuana User
Waaaaaay back in April (4.20 to be exact) I interviewed a marijuana user, and I thought it might be fun to add a few questions to that, now that there has been so much change on this issue recently. Nothing major, just a few new questions in the beginning, and then re-posting April’s interview below…
Larger Editorial: With Jim DeMint’s Resignation, is the Tea Party Officially Over or Just Changing Shape?
Big news in the political world today, and just when you thought the elections were officially over and you could go a few weeks only caring about Christmas. But no, South Carolina Senator Jim DeMint said he’s resigning today, only a mere two years into his current term and four before he would have to run for…
Petty Issues: Bad Quotes, Fake Quotes, and Great Quotes
Bret Easton Ellis says Katherine Bigelow is “overrated” because she’s hot…Too bad no one has ever called Bret Easton Ellis hot, sour grapes much? “Boy that Jennifer Garner just can’t make a bad movie.”—-No one, ever “Dis Nigg@ loves Bart Simpson”—-Rihanna, as she tweets a picture of Chris Brown’s bedroom with Bart Simpson sheets…Rihanna is,…
Now What? (Life Post-Grad): The Virtual Vicious Cycle
I’ve developed a theory about how online activity (particularly Facebook, but not just that) impacts your real life. It seems like the more time you spend online, the worse your real life gets, and the worse your real life gets, the more time you spend online. I call it the Virtual Vicious Cycle. I can’t…
The Working Class Economist: The U.S. Economy is Back, so Let’s Act Like It
“The sky is falling!” “We’re all gonna die!” “China’s gonna own us by the end of the year!” “Deficit, deficit, deficit!” “And those Goddamn taxes and unemployment numbers!” We’ve heard so much doom and gloom about the U.S. economy, that we may be completely disconnected from the reality of it. And here it is: the…U.S….economy…is…back!…
The Fast Food Critic: Reviewing The Cheesecake Factory’s Fried Macaroni Burger
The long-awaited return of The Fast Food Critic brings out the culinary “style” with an actual sit-down restaurant. But, as with all of Fat Ass America’s favorite sit-down restaurants, you can still eat like obesity’s going out of style. See, The Cheesecake Factory may be a faux-classy chain restaurant with an “upscale” decorum, but it…
TV Review: Sons of Anarchy’s Fifth Season Finale
Sons of Anarchy is almost the exact opposite of Treme (see review from earlier today), whereas Treme is a show I want to like and know is good for me, but I just never really can get into, Sons of Anarchy is pure junk food. It’s the equivalent of Real Housewives for Men, where we watch…