Kanye West wore a leather skirt to a charity event for Hurricane Sandy victims…proving that thereĀ isĀ such a thing as bad charity. [Point, Republicans.] And he also brought his girlfriend Kim Kardashian with him, come on guys, haven’t the people of New York suffered enough?
Screen Actor’s Guild nominations were announced yesterday, and, inexplicably, The Expendables 2 was shut out. When will the great acting contributions of such national treasures like Jet Li and Arnold Schwarzenneger (not how you spell it? ehhh) and Dolph Lundgren and Jean Claude Van-Damme be recognized? Wait a minute! All of those actors are foreign! Maybe the Golden Globes nominated them instead…
Nope, the Golden Globes spent most of their time heaping praise on Salmon Fishing in the Yemen (they must have offered up a big bribe for this one) and nominating buzzy movies like Django Unchained that they haven’t actually seen but have big stars in it and a big-name director behind the camera.
The Bad Barbies gang (a gang made up of female members of Hispanic gangs in the Bronx) got broken up in New York. This is what happens when Ken doesn’t keep his pimp hand strong.
Asshole of the Week: Syrian President Bashar al-Assad, who lost support from their sole major ally, Russia. Russia said that al-Assad committed the ultimate sin in their book “losing control.” See, they don’t so much care that he’s slaughtering people and carrying out major human rights violations, no, Russia would never care about that; they just don’t like that he appears to be losing. In that way, maybe both countries should be the Asshole of the Week, but, for now, let’s just hope al-Assad finally gives up power, before the rebels force him to give up his ghost. [Old time slang for “kill him.”]
You need Jesus.