Category: The Fast Food Critic

Today’s review was supposed to be about how foods you think of as healthy can be deceptive, because Subway has centered their entire brand around the idea that lard asses can lose weight by eating food measured in feet. I deliberately picked what might be the unhealthiest sub on their menu to review, The Chicken…

If there is such a thing as snooty fast food, it would be the McRib. The legendarily elusive McDonald’s sandwich is never available in all stores nationwide, it is never available at a single store year round, and pops up across the country at random stores with no rhyme, reason, or release pattern. It doesn’t…

Today I’m reviewing the latest Frankenstein burger, the Jalapeno and Cheddar Stuffed Burger King Steakhouse Burger which sounds more like a sentence than a sandwich. As a general health rule, if your burger needs a period at the end of it (like Chili’s Bacon Ranch Cheddar Fried Onion Chili Burger), you might want to go…