If there is such a thing as snooty fast food, it would be the McRib. The legendarily elusive McDonald’s sandwich is never available in all stores nationwide, it is never available at a single store year round, and pops up across the country at random stores with no rhyme, reason, or release pattern. It doesn’t announce itself when it arrives or say goodbye when it’s out the door. The bitch just takes your 3 dollars and fifty cents and hightails it to better horizons.
Some people follow the sandwich around the country (occasionally with websites with names like McRib tracker), driving to any golden arches within four hours of them to buy one. These people are probably idiots. Idiots might be too strong a word but the phrase “glutton for punishment” is definitely appropriate and may have been invented for them. Maybe they’re the same type of guys that would stand in line to go on a date with an obviously uninterested trailer park princess masquerading as a girl with class, but the McRib is definitely the Paris Hilton of burgers: a skank in a tiara.
No matter how hard to find this sandwich is it is a half step above a barbecued possum a hobo might cook over an open trash can fire. The “meat” is pork scrapings that seem like the parts they couldn’t use for a hot dog and the mystery sauce is probably spoiled Heinz 57 sauce.
While You’re Eating It: Bad
After Effects: Worse
Impotence level: The sodium level in this burger/pork/Chihuahua mash up is off the charts, probably enough to keep Bill Clinton from hitting on a woman no uglier than Roseanne for 30 minutes.
On a scale of 1 to 5 heart attacks: 4 heart attacks
Lol yeah everything in this food chain will kill you. and I hate their comericals too aparently only certain races should be on tv together shhh I hate it.
Parents who feed their children this crap should be slapped daily!
Personally, I love McDonalds. I do a lot of outdoors stuff, even in winter, so I start eating almost exclusively at McD’s in late fall to help add that 15-20lbs of extra body fat that really comes in handy when trying to stay warm in frigid temps.
the commercials for this sandwich disgusted me so bad I never bought one
sickening…the sandwich looks like used tampon
MCRIB WAR DAMN EAGLE
WTF? I want to know what is in one of those things. And why only serve it during certain times of the year. Can they only get that shit from China during November or whenever.
What would Justin Beiber eat? Not that shit!
I have to try this