Bar Rafaeli (and I guess I could look up the right way to spell her name if I really cared) kissed a fat nerd on a Super Bowl commercial and everyone thought it was the worst thing in the world. I still don’t get the “outrage” over this commercial except that, clearly, more people think…
Category: Thursday
Petty Issues: Obama’s Popular Again, Coca-Cola Isn’t, China Takes it Personal, and a Pastor is a Real Asshole
A new poll shows that Obama is at his highest popularity rating since 2009, his first year in office. There’s no real joke here (unless you want to say “Suck it Bush”) but it is nice to see a return to reality. Despite the best brainwashing attempts of Republicans, it looks like people finally remember…
Romney is World’s Sorest Loser, Spain Officially Sucks, Beyonce Fakes It…
Spain’s unemployment rate shot to 26 percent this week. That means 1 in 4 people are actively looking for a job and can’t find one. This news was startling to me, since I had no idea Spain is still a country. I thought they had already been bought and sold by Coca-Cola, and their economic…
Dumping on Lance Armstrong Reveals America’s Real Favorite Sport: Feeling Superior to Others
I know the Lance Armstrong story was really more last week’s top news moment, and that’s okay because this is really more about the reaction to that story than anything Lance did or didn’t do. See, watching him crucified, vilified, and thoroughly raked over the coals made me wonder just what the outrage was about. Yes, he lied…
The First Black President Sworn in on Martin Luther King Jr. Day #inauguration
The subtitle of this article could easily be “And Rush Limbaugh’s head explodes.” I’ve been watching some of the coverage and watching the first black president get re-sworn in on Martin Luther King Jr. day to a…perhaps majority black crowd and this could easily be seen as the worst day of the Tea Party’s life….
Petty Issues: You’ll Just Have to Click Inside to Find Out (and, You Know, Clicking On an Ad Wouldn’t Kill You)
[Note About the Title: I kid, I kid…sort-of…] The FBI arrested 30 Italian mobsters in New York this week, in connection with their “grip” on the waste-disposal business. Yeah, that’s great FBI, once again you’ve shit on a mob that barely exists anymore…now how about some Russian organized crime and maybe, you know, some hispanic…
Petty Issues: Musburger Gets Boner, Gingrich Loves Snooki, Piers Morgan Deported, and Other Awesome Stories
Famous Alabamian in the News: Katherine Webb. After crusty old Brent Musburger practically got a boner on national television talking about how hot she is at the national championship game, Webb (who is a former Miss Alabama USA and the current girlfriend of Alabama’s quarterback…but for how long? AJ seems to get awfully touchy every time…
Petty Issues: Kardashian’s Pregnant, Hillary Clinton’s Admired, and 5 Men Sue Alcohol Company for Shitty Lives
Kim Kardashian announced she was pregnant on New Year’s Day. Just the way we all want to start the year off…Maybe the Mayans were off by a few months. Hillary Clinton tops a recent Gallup of the Most Admired Women in the world. She has now won this title 17 times and broken the record…
It’s Christmas Damnit…Counting Down Some of the Gifts Given to Us this Year
Right off the bat question: “Will these be the type of imaginary ‘gifts’ Mitt Romney accused Obama of giving voters?” Nope, this will be real things to be grateful for. And if it bears a striking resemblance to my Thanksgiving list, well…I can’t help coincidences… 5. The Gift that AMC (the TV network) Split Breaking…
Petty Issues: Better Late Than Never
Why didn’t I make a Petty Issues list sooner? I don’t know. Maybe I thought the world would end and I wouldn’t have to fool with it. Anyway… Tim Tebow to be traded to the Jaguars. “Finally, the worst quarterback in the NFL is on the worst team in the NFL!”—–says, no one. This will…
Larger Editorial: What Obama’s Acceptance Means to Interracial Couples
What’s left to say about the 44th President of the United States that hasn’t already been said? The man won re-election last month by a larger margin that anyone (but Nate Silver) would have predicted. He was recently named Time Magazine’s Person of the Year (a title he also won in 2008). And there’s the…
Time Magazine’s “Person of the Year” Should Be…The Marijuana User
Time Magazine will reveal their “Person of the Year” next week, but has already let their readers weigh in on who should be selected with an online poll. Out of some, in my opinion, weak selection choices (Chris Christie? really? for doing what exactly? standing on the outer edges of a hurricane?), their readers chose…Kim…
Petty Issues: Bad Barbies, Golden Globe Nominations, Syria’s President, and, of course, Kanye West
Kanye West wore a leather skirt to a charity event for Hurricane Sandy victims…proving that there is such a thing as bad charity. [Point, Republicans.] And he also brought his girlfriend Kim Kardashian with him, come on guys, haven’t the people of New York suffered enough? Screen Actor’s Guild nominations were announced yesterday, and, inexplicably, The Expendables…