A woman walks into a used pet store and notices a beautiful parrot is only 20 dollars. Shocked, the woman asks, “Why is that bird so cheap?” The pet store owner explains that the bird used to belong to a whorehouse and the bird had picked up a lot of bad language and remembered a…
Category: Mom Jokes
Mom Jokes: The Lie Detector
John was a salesman’s delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmicks. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change.. One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector. It was about…