A woman walks into a used pet store and notices a beautiful parrot is only 20 dollars. Shocked, the woman asks, “Why is that bird so cheap?”
The pet store owner explains that the bird used to belong to a whorehouse and the bird had picked up a lot of bad language and remembered a lot of customer’s names if he ever saw them.
The woman wasn’t sure if she could handle that but decided to take the bird home for a trial weekend.
Once inside her house, the bird said “New house, new madam.” At first the woman was surprised, but then laughed considering where the bird had come from. Her teenage daughters came home from school and the bird said “New house, new madam, new girls.” They all laughed at this after the woman explained.
Then her husband came home from work and before she could even explain, the parrot said “Hi Steve.”
Bonus Joke:
In the English language “I love you”
In the French language “Je t’aime”
In Alabama “Nice tits, get in the truck”
steve’s ass is toast lol
lol good one
What a funny mom you must have.
My mom didn’t know how to turn on a computer.
I’m still learning from you, while I’m improving myself. I certainly love reading everything that is written on your blog.Keep the tips coming. I loved it