Today I’m reviewing the latest Frankenstein burger, the Jalapeno and Cheddar Stuffed Burger King Steakhouse Burger which sounds more like a sentence than a sandwich. As a general health rule, if your burger needs a period at the end of it (like Chili’s Bacon Ranch Cheddar Fried Onion Chili Burger), you might want to go to subway because the longer the title, the more the calories.
While You’re Eating It: The first thing you might notice about this burger as you’re eating it is the complete lack of difference between it and Burger King’s other burgers. For all the advertisements promising heat, it doesn’t taste much different than if you put a thin coat of pepper on it.
After Effects: You’ll feel bloated, miserable, and sluggish for the rest of the day. Pretty much the standard for any of Burger King’s Frankenstein burgers that seem to have been designed by a team of mad scientists instead of a chef. Washing it off with any of Burger King’s sodas also makes you feel like you just downed a gallon of diesel fuel.
Impotence Level: The sodium level off this burger is probably good for six to eight hours of impotence for regular men and 3 hours for Tiger Woods.
On a scale of 1 to 5 heart attacks: 3 heart attacks
God…makes me sick just thinking about it
Lmao love your rating system.
Why do you feel euphoria while you are eating Mac. D & Burger kKng burgers but within an hour you want to jump-off a bridge?
So true, so true. Fast food and what they are putting in food to preserve whatever is going to kill us all.
That sounds absolutely sick. I gave up BK a long time ago. Great post.
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