For those that aren’t familiar with what the title of this article refers to let me recap: Earlier in the week, Minnesota Congresswoman and village idiot Michelle Bachmann said that she had evidence that congress had been infiltrated by the Muslim Brotherhood. [Perhaps she’s seen the Showtime series “Homeland” and thinks it’s real.]
Then, fellow Minnesota representative (and one of congress’s very few Muslim members) Keith Ellison asked her to prove it or turn over any of the “proof” she had. The only thing her people came up with was that Anthony Weiner’s wife and Hillary Clinton’s aide Huma Abedine comes from a Muslim background and her family has vague ties to the Muslim Brotherhood.
Well, Godddddddddddd Damn…in light of this overwhelming evidence, I can honestly say our government is overrun with terrorist sympathizers and in cahoots with Middle Eastern radicals!
In fact, this has led me to a revelation of my own. Thanks to Michelle’s blatant McCarthyism and witch hunting, I’ve been able to smoke out that Congress has actually been infiltrated by morons.
That’s right. Keep your eyes open and you’ll see them. They may look like you and me, but they keep saying things like “Obama’s birth certificate is a fake” or “You know he’s a Muslim” or that the Capitol (which has only one Muslim member) is infested with congressmen that are loyal to the Muslim Brotherhood…even though zero evidence of this exists. That’s right, thanks to the “probes” of Representative Peter King (who’s looking for all shady Muslim activity…and routinely disappointed he can’t find any) and Michelle Bachmann (who is about as adept at finding Muslims in congress as she is finding heterosexual men to marry), I’ve been able to determine that congress’s real secret agenda is stupidity. And the people most skilled at practicing it are usually the ones determined to talk about anything else.
Unlike Ms Bachmann (R-MN), who lives in a world so far removed from reality it defies understanding, we can supply irrefutable evidence to back up the premise of moron infestation.
REP Michelle Bachmann (R-MN) “We’re running out of rich people in this country.”
Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX) “terror babies”
Rep. Peter King (R-NY_ “All muslims are terrorists.”
Rep. Allen West (R-FL) “…78 card carrying marxists in congress.”
Joe Wilson (R-SC) “You lie!”
Sharon Angle (R-AZ) “We wanted them to ask the questions we want to answer so that they report the news the way we want it to be reported.”
Richard Baker (R-LA) After Katrina :”We finally cleaned up public housing in New Orleans. We couldn’t do it, but God did.”
Orrin Hatch (R-UT) “Capital punishment is our society’s recognition of the sanctity of human life.”
Tom Delay (R-TX) “Nothing is more important in the face of a war than cutting taxes.”
Larry Koon (R-SC) “Women are best suited for secretarial work, decorating cakes, and counter sales, like selling lingerie.”
Allen West (R-FL) “And I think that we also should be censoring the American news agencies…”
Steve King (R-IA) Said he could “empathize with” the suicide bomber who attacked the IRS office.
Keep your eyes open, they’re everywhere. Allen West’s 78 members of the communist party? Pssshhh, that’s nothing compared to the (at least) 150 idiots that have infiltrated congress.