A lot of people were laughing at Herschel Walker, the man with a gaggle of illegitimate kids and who gets things even basic facts wrong more often than a Fox & Friends broadcast. But those people don’t understand the forward-thinking of a man like Walker. They don’t fully realize that Herschel Walker is a visionary. This is not a man who is confined by conventional thinking like you or I or several of his personalities might be. [Walker has said he has more than a dozen “alternate” personalities, including a “thrill seeker” who played Russian roulette with a loaded gun.]
–Many people might think evolution is plain fact. But Walker put forth the brilliant Scientific argument that if we evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys? Mind blown!
–Others might think it would be a good idea not to lie about previously being a cop or working for the FBI. But Walker thinks outside the box! Watch your back Neil DeGrasse Tyson…
–Still others might be absolutely convinced that having a raging multiple personality disorder might stop you from being a good senator since it would be unclear who in the hell is actually voting on bills and crafting legislation. Others might go even further and say it should stop you from handling the classified documents that a sitting-senator does. But that’s the kind-of thinking that would never hold Walker back!
Likewise, Walker thinks there are 52 states. Others might see this as a plain falsehood, but Walker is merely the modern-day Nostradamus because he can see that when Democrats add to their senate majority in November, DC and Puerto Rico will FINALLY have statehood and there will be 52 states.
Let’s give Herschel exactly what he wants, and vote in several new Democratic senators that can help get things around Joe McConnell—I mean, Joe Manchin…