Mom Jokes: The Lie Detector

John was a salesman’s delight when it came to any kind

of  unusual gimmicks. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get
him to change..

One day John came home with another one of his unusual
purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.
It  was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son, returned
home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.

“Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late
getting home?” asked John.

“Several of us went to the library to work on an extra
credit project,” said Tommy.

The robot walked around the table and slapped Tommy,
knocking him completely out of his chair.

“Son,” said John, “this robot is a lie detector, now
tell us where you really were after school.”

“We went to Bobby’s house and watched a movie.” said
Tommy.

“What did you watch?” asked Marsha.

“The Ten Commandments.” answered Tommy.

The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped
him, knocking him off his chair.

With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said,
“I am sorry I lied.
We really watched a tape called Sex Queen.”

“I am ashamed of you son,” said John. “When I was your
age, I never lied to my parents.”

The robot walked around to John and delivered a whack
that nearly knocked him out of his chair..

Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and
said, “Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can’t be too mad with
Tommy.
After all, he is your son!”

The robot walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of
her chair.