An armed gunman just shot his boss at the Empire State building, and wounded several people in a shootout with cops as he attempted to flee…Uhhh, not really sure how to make a joke about this…Ummmm, man, how about this weather huh? Hot outside today…
Rihanna said that Chris Brown is “the love of her life.” If Brown is the love of your life, it’s time for a new life.
Mark Cuban said this week that if you raised his taxes from 36 percent (the current rate) to 39 percent (the rate Obama wants, and Clinton had) it would make “no difference” in his economic/investment decisions. Thanks to Mr. Cuban for being honest, we could use more of that in our billionaires.
Speaking of which, Apple became the largest stock of all time this week…unlike the shares I bought in Facebook, which are less than HALF of what I bought them for. Fucking Zuckerberg…
Asshole of the Week: Anders Breivak, the Norway shooter. Norway’s horrifyingly racist shooter (the guy that killed 77 people, mostly teenagers, as a fucked up protest against immigration) got Norway’s maximum sentence…of 20 years. Does that sound right to anyone? Someone in the U.S. can get 20 years for having a kilo of cocaine, and this guy gets it for slaughtering 77 teenagers? I think the U.S. could definitely lighten up on non-violent offenders but this guy should be outsourced to a North Korean prison.