Petty Issues: Kerry Washington’s “Secret” Pregnancy, Obama’s Bad Numbers, LAX Gets Worse

By | November 1, 2013

Obama’s poll numbers hit a record low but something tells me he doesn’t much give a shit. I suspect he has a “Countdown to Leaving Hell” calendar set for the exact day he leaves office, and has already written his “I’m getting too old for this shit” leaving office speech.

Kim Kardashian was proposed to by Kanye West, and Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian are back together. Sniff, sniff, just when you thought true love was on the ropes, it comes roaring back. [Especially heartening news since The Client List has been cancelled.]

A shooter killed someone at LAX airport in a misguided attempt to cement the airport’s reputation for Most Congested in the Country.

Honduran death squads is trending right now, I’ve read several articles that say a police captain in Honduras is running death squads (some say with U.S. support) but he’s denying it. I’m shocked that a powerful third world official wouldn’t admit to corruption and murder.

Asshole of the Week: Anyone who thinks Kerry Washington didn’t know she was pregnant when she had a rushed, “surprise” wedding four months ago to a guy she wasn’t engaged to and now she’s—-“surprise”—-revealed that she’s four months pregnant (which means she’s really four and a half months pregnant and got married the first weeks she knew she was pregnant). But good luck Kerry——who keeps saying she won’t talk about her pregnancy even as she appears on talk shows to talk about it——-rushed marriages built around accidental pregnancies always work out, especially between football players and actresses.

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