Stacey Dash tweeted support for Romney this week and unleashed a barrage of hell, most of it directed at her race and her past marriages to white men. Look, that’s disgusting. Do I agree with her? No, but to say someone can’t vote or support whoever they want to? That’s no better. Plus, I really don’t think Obama’s got to worry about winning California anyway.
Fucking Big Bird…It’s good to see the Romney campaign take on this giant yellow mooch, and even better to see the Obama camp joining them in the fight against this symbol of deficit spending. Just check out their new campaign video about it…
Rhea Perlman and Danny DeVito announced they were getting a divorce this week…so look out singles, because I know someone’s just gonna be all over these two. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are no longer Hollywood’s most eligible singles.
Runner-Up Asshole of the Week: Anyone who really thinks the leader of the Los Zetas is dead. Mexican marines supposedly killed him yesterday, but, wouldn’t you know it, the body was stolen today before comprehensive DNA tests could be run…Yeah, he faked his death to get the heat off him. [And maybe he even got the idea from a movie I raved about earlier in the year “Miss Bala,” an ultra-realistic drama that ended in roughly the same fashion.]
Asshole of the Week: You guessed it, Jerry Sandusky. He was sentenced to at least thirty years in prison, something that essentially amounts to a life sentence at his age…But, let’s be honest, he’ll be lucky to survive three of them. Pedophiles are the lowest of the low in prison circles, and even white supremacists won’t take them. When skinhead gangs turn you down, I think that’s the definition of rock bottom.