Georgia Senator Saxby Chambliss (yep, that’s a real name) said he’s not for gay marriage because “I’m not gay, so I’m not going to marry one.” Brilliant logic there Chambliss. In fact, I’m not a Hindu, so I don’t believe in Hindu marriage, I’m not an alien so I don’t believe in alien life, and I’m not an idiot, so I’m not going to support Saxby Chambliss.
Rush Limbaugh is now, apparently…a feminist? He took Beyonce to task for her song “Bow Down Bitches” (oh Beyonce, you always know how to keep it classy) and said it was….sigh, oh God who cares? Does he care about women’s issues or Beyonce’s music? No, he just wants to seem progressive on an issue for once and it’s as much about his image as the issue itself.
Ex-NFL cheerleader/hottie Elizabeth Garner is arrested for molesting an underage boy…otherwise known as the best day of a 15 year old boy’s life.
The “Dark Knight” gunman that shot up a movie theater in Colorado has reportedly converted to Islam…Damn, there’s one guy you don’t want on the recruitment posters.
Asshole of the Week: Mitch McConnell said Hillary Clinton now looks like a “re-run of The Golden Girls” a crack that managed to be sexist and ageist. But isn’t McConnell the pot calling the kettle black? He’s no spring chicken himself.