Bret Easton Ellis says Katherine Bigelow is “overrated” because she’s hot…Too bad no one has ever called Bret Easton Ellis hot, sour grapes much?
“Boy that Jennifer Garner just can’t make a bad movie.”—-No one, ever
“Dis Nigg@ loves Bart Simpson”—-Rihanna, as she tweets a picture of Chris Brown’s bedroom with Bart Simpson sheets…Rihanna is, of course, very beautiful, but can someone’s choice in a mate actually cause you to find them less attractive over time? It’s kind of like seeing a swan hanging out in a toxic waste dump, does it really look as beautiful as it might have? Don’t you kind-of wonder if the swan is mentally all there?
“Liz and Dick is the best TV movie, no, the best movie, I’ve ever seen.”—-Lindsay Lohan…’s paid assistant’s twitter feed.
And finally, Bill Maher, breaking down the ridiculous Obama blame game on the General Petraeus scandal “General Petraeus is a Republican that they wanted to run for president who was having an affair with another Republican (Paula Broadwell) that they wanted to run for the senate and a huge Republican operative named Jill Kelly got involved, and exposed the affair with this FBI guy who’s in love with her, an ultra-partisan Obama-hating ideologue that took the evidence to his Republican congressman first. So, naturally, I blame Obama.”
A great bonus quote from Bill revolves around the media calling Jill Kelly a “Tampa socialite,” he says “What’s that? Someone who goes to Appleby’s and orders the filet?”