After looking at last week’s rowdy “Get Bloomberg” debate, Alabama Liberal looks at one race that has gotten even nastier than the Democratic primary: the Alabama Senate race. He does a deep dive into the first ever Alabama senate race to receive national attention, and why each of the “candidates” (which seems more like a…
Who Will Each Candidate Choose as Their VP? And Who They Should Choose
The Also-Rans…For this group, it doesn’t really matter who I think they’ll pick because they have no chance of being the nominee. That being said, I still put some time into thinking about it. Tulsi Gabbard…Who She Would Pick: Probably Bernie Sanders or someone even older and far more irrelevant like Mike Gravel. Who She…
Bernie 2020 Commercial…Let’s Get Berned Again
After speaking with a typical Bernie Bros, Sanders tries his best to muster enthusiasm for his latest announcement…
Buttigieg 2020 Commercial…Acne Free and Ready to Lead
Golly jeepers America, Mayor Pete is ready to dazzle you with folksy charm…
“Money” Bloomberg 2020 Has a Message
Moneybags Bloomberg is here to offer YangGangers the same cash bribe just to vote for him…
Joe Biden 2020
“Aviator” Joe is here to make the case for himself…sort-of…
Tom Steyer’s Newest Vanity Project–I mean, “Commercial”
Tom Steyer wants you to vote for him…or else…
Episode 56–Doomberg, WarRuin, Klobutcher, Russki Goobard, and Sunkers are Ready…to Lose
After examining America’s need to have a “best” in everything from football to movies to dating (“The Bachelor”), AL sees strange parallels between the upset for Best Picture and the Democratic nomination. And then spends real time trying to separate the spoilers from the contenders in a last-ditch hope of keeping Trump from getting reelected…
Live-Blogging Yet Another Democratic Debate
5:00 p.m. …Here we are America, another fucking debate. I know you are all staying home Friday night just to watch a New Hampshire debate in February. 5:05 p.m. …First question to Joe Biden about why he’s more electable than Bernie Sanders or Pete Buttigieg. I do believe he is, but Biden has to downplay…
RANKING Who Will Win the Oscars, and Who SHOULD Win
Who Will Win Best Actor… 5. Jonathan Pryce, “The Two Popes”…I’m sure he’s just thrilled to be nominated, and he should be considering this should’ve gone to Eddie Murphy, Adam Sandler, or Christian Bale 4. Antonio Banderas, “Pain and Glory”…This film has a lot of people who absolutely love it, but I’m not sure a…
Episode 55–Who Benefits from Iowa Clusterfuck: Trump, Russia, or Bloomberg?
After a look at the State of the Union (which was like “a fascist Wheel of Fortune”), AL discusses who benefits the most from the Iowa Clusterfuck.
Iowa Clusterfuck
“Iowa, you have shocked the nation.”–Pete Buttigieg Truer words were never spoken, although not for the reasons Buttigieg may have meant. Iowa once again unleashed an 18-layer clusterfuck cake in the results for their caucasian-caucus (CNN correspondents showed various caucus sites around the state, and I almost got snow-blindness from all the bland, pasty crowds)….
When Will George RR Martin Finish all “Game of Thrones” Books?
AL attempts to answer the biggest question in books: when will George RR Martin finish BOTH of the remaining “Game of Thrones” books? And he has a pretty troubling answer…