Before seeing Lady Gaga on 60 Minutes, I didn’t really like her that much…and now I’m certain I don’t. This is reason 11466 that young women don’t have any good role models in a media landscape of fame whores and teen moms turned reality stars. The best role models out there are international women (like…
WCE: Why the Private Sector Has to Create Jobs and Quit Blaming Obama
So lately we’ve heard a lot about unemployment figures and we’ve especially heard that they’re the President’s fault. That he has to do more to create jobs. That he has to eat lightening and crap rainbows. Wait…we haven’t heard that last one? Well it’s about as realistic as saying the President can singlehandedly stop companies…
Now What? (Life Post-Grad): Weinergate, a “Scandal” For Our Time
I remember going to see the movie The Social Network last year and critics hailing its relevance and cutting edge themes. I guess because the world of movies is so slow to react to changing times (this Summer brings us a Conan the Barbarian remake among other franchises better left for dead) that any movie…
Fast Food Critic: New York Style Pizza
New York is known for their pizza (the city of New York, the state of New York is more known for roasted squirrel and living in tundra conditions 9 months out of the year that no rational person would), so it’s only right to stack it up against former FFC champs like Pizza Hut Loaded…
Red State vs. Blue State: Brody vs. Some Asshole on the Internet Part 1
Since I’m having a hard time finding people I know to debate in the “real world” (otherwise known as that boring space where you actually move your mouth to talk to people) and the ones I can find to debate usually don’t talk to me after we get done, I’ve decided to turn to the…
Down & Out in Bumblefuck: Bumblefuck Goes to Broadway
So recently I watched no less than three Broadway shows–breaking my yearly record of Broadway shows by two–and since there’s really no good place to put reviews of Broadway shows, why not use this perpetual dark house column? 1. The Motherfucker with the Hat: I saw this show only two days ago, so it’s the…
Monday Morning Movie Reviewer: Tree of Life
Man I feel sorry for the big league critics that actually get paid to write reviews and have some expectation people will read them…wait, no I don’t. I’d love to be those guys. However, I will say that every once and a while a movie comes along that is so hard to review, I’m stumped…
TV Review: Treme, TV’s Most Improved Show
As one of the first fans of HBO’s cult hit The Wire–I watched the first season on HBO before the show became a smash on DVD–I could not have been looking more forward to Wire creator David Simon’s followup Treme. I was hoping he would do for the South what he did for Baltimore: a…
Mom Jokes, Resending the Best Joke My Mom Emailed Me Last Week
Quick Hits, Daddy Issues A boy walks into the room his father is reading the newspaper in. He says “Dad, I want to be in organized crime when I get older.” The dad says “Health insurance or oil?” A boy asked his father “Where do babies come from?” Confused and unsure how to answer it,…
Entertainment Editorial: The Summer Movies I’m Looking Forward to (and the Not-so-Much List)
[This is already sort of an out of the gate bust, as I’ve seen two of these movies since I originally made this list. Oh well…] 5. Cowboys and Indians: The only big budget Summer blockbuster that looks like it has a shred of originality. This matchup of Western and Sci-fi might be terrible but…
Sunday’s Sermons: Why Republicans Don’t Really Want to End Abortion
The abortion card. There is no one issue more controversial in the deck of cards that makes up American politics in 2011. You can’t reason with it, level with it, soothe it, or bury it. Knowing the irrationality of the issue, the side in favor of it just hopes it isn’t (for the 400th time)…
Bubba’s Sex Tip 9: When to Send a Picture of Your Penis to That Special Someone
So this week’s latest pseudo-versy involved Anthony Weiner–the razor sharp congressmen–turning into a complete moron and sending a picture of his Johnson, excuse me, his Weinberger to a follower on Twitter. The media is covering this 24/7 even though no actual sex seems to have taken place. I guess real sex scandals like Arnold’s secret…
Interviews with the Invisible: Reader Responses
Continuing last week where I answered questions from past interviewees, I’m answering questions from any reader who sent one in…so… The Gurette asks “What sources do you use when writing an article?” Brody: That’s a good one because it varies. I try not to use solely liberal sources, but that becomes harder when the Nightly…