For those that can’t immediately tell what the title of this article refers to, let me recap. First, Rick Santorum’s presidential campaign was all but over as little as two weeks ago. The dude had absolutely no chance of beating Romney, and was even behind Newt Gingrich. At around the time he was becoming a political…
Everything Sunday’s Sermons Has Taught Me
And finally completing the site’s series on “Everything [insert section here] has taught me” comes the final one for the final day of the week: Sunday’s Sermons. I have to admit that writing things in a top five style list has been tantalizingly easy this past week and I’m tempted to keep doing it, but,…
Everything I’ve Learned From (God Help Us) Bubba’s Sex Tips, How to be a Player in a Rural Area
3. Rednecks Have Feelings Too. Oh sure, we all know that longing is for sissies, heartbreak is for women, and crying is for yankees. And yet, all that underestimates how many feelings are beneath the surface of rednecks. Just look at this heartwarming poem (text message) I wrote my beloved: Roses are red, Violets are…
Everything Interviews with the Invisible Has Taught Me
Once again, I’m throwing out some lessons learned through the different sections I run on the site. And today brings what Interviews with the Invisible taught me…[Man, I have to admit this a great way to fill space.] 5. Someone Doesn’t Have to Be Famous to Be Interesting, In Fact It Helps If They Aren’t…
My Ten Favorite Items That Ran In the Last Year
Rolling on with our one year anniversary week, here I count down my personal favorite ten items that ran in the last year. I’m not saying they’re the BEST ones necessarily and there are dozens of runner-ups I couldn’t list, but I think this gives a pretty good summation of what the site’s all about….
Everything Petty Issues Has Taught Me In the Last Year
Lessons 1 through 5: Not a damn thing. Oh well, might as well make a list anyway. Lesson 5: That People Really Love “Asshole of the Week.” Although I think 14 individual segments a week is plenty, if I were to add one, it would probably an entirely separate segment for Asshole of the Week….
Everything Now What? (Life Post-Grad) Has Taught Me
Rolling on with this week’s trend of going through what each segment has taught me (I’ll stop short of recapping what “Mom Jokes” taught me but not until then), it’s “Now What?’s” turn to act a little wiser. But since part of being young is not learning from your mistakes, I didn’t really learn much…
Everything The Fast Food Critic Taught Me in the Last Year
Going along with this week’s anniversary trend of recapping some of the lessons I learned doing the various segments comes this “Top 5” lessons list from The Fast Food Critic. Lesson 5: 9 Times Out of 10, The More Ingredients Something Has the Worse It is For You. That’s not always an ironclad rule, but…
Everything Working Class Economist Has Learned in the Last Year
As I pointed out yesterday, this marks the one year anniversary of Alabama Liberal. And what better way to celebrate than to look back on the last year and detail what Working Class Economist has learned… Lesson 1: Rich people suck. Lesson 2: That is all. No, but in all seriousness there were just a…
Everything Red State vs. Blue State Has Taught Me This Year
So as I mentioned a little earlier today, this is the one year anniversary of the site. And for the rest of the week I’d like to celebrate by recapping some of the things I’ve learned by doing the different weekly segments. [There will be similar “Top 5” lessons for Working Class Economist, Fast Food…
Down and Out in Bumblefuck: Karl Rove Roots Against America By Shitting on Chrysler Ad
Proving that people will make a controversy out of literally anything, Karl Rove took a big dump on Chrysler’s PRO-America ad yesterday and there were plenty of Faux News morons to back him up. For those that aren’t familiar with the contents of the ad, it featured life-long Republican Clint Eastwood talking for roughly two…
Today Marks Alabama Liberal’s One Year Anniversary!
Well, we all knew it had to happen sometime (provided I didn’t get bored and lose interest after a few months), Alabama Liberal has survived long enough to celebrate it’s one year anniversary! So, suck it all non-believers, that means you George W. Bush (remember him?), Mitt Romney, Tea Party, Alabama’s Republican Party hellbent on…
Movie Review: If a Tree Falls…
Today brings a mini-trend as this film (like Paradise Lost 3) is also a documentary that got an extremely limited theatrical release, but people should catch up with it at home. If a Tree Falls is about the “eco-terrorist” group the E.L.F. or Earth Liberation Front, as it follows a couple of the members who…