As much as people love dissecting the candidates themselves for any little thing, I think it’s just as helpful to grade the moderators. First Debate…Moderated By: Jim Lehrer…What Worked: [Crickets]…What Didn’t: A ton. His performance was widely criticized by almost everyone. And you can’t say it’s just “liberal whining” because Obama lost the debate, conservatives…
Live Blogging Tonight’s Final Debate
9 p.m (Eastern)…The opening 9:02 p.m. …The candidates take the stage, lots of applause. 9:05 p.m. …Libya is the opening question, oh God…Give me a fucking break with this non-issue already. 9:06 p.m. …Romney starts off talking about Libya, enjoy it Mitt, cause I feel like this is your only strong suit tonight in this…
Movie Review: “Butter,” Good Set-Up with Poor Execution
What better low-key indie to review today (the night of the final presidential debate, which I will be writing about during and after it) than Butter, a movie that technically is about the obscure-passion of Iowa butter carving, but is really an allegory about Sarah Palin vs. Obama, and the clash of values between religious…
Monday Morning Movie Review: The Oranges
Okay, so this movie is a microscopic indie that pretty much bombed out in theaters a couple weeks back. [It opened very limited and still had a lousy per-theater average which is all that matters for indies.] And yet…I saw it when it opened and feel compelled to at least throw out a review. What…
Petty Issues: Tagg Romney, Candy Crowley, Iran’s “Reviews” of Argo, and Glenn Beck’s Jeans
At the second presidential debate, Candy Crowley accurately called Mitt Romney out for lying his ass off about Libya, and of course the rightwing jumped all over her for, gasp, being a woman who opens her mouth—-I mean, being a moderator who injects truth into things. I think there needs to be more of this….
Monday Morning Movie Reviewer: Argo
I want to start by saying that this film is very good. I want to start by saying that because the majority of the review will consist of how it isn’t great and may be a slight disappointment if (like me) you loved Ben Affleck’s last two movies: Gone Baby Gone and The Town. What Works: The…
TV Reviews: The Walking Dead, and Arrow
Not a ton of new shows to grade this week (that I didn’t already grade on Thursday) but I thought I would throw up some quick reviews on the CW’s new Arrow and AMC’s return of Walking Dead. Arrow…This just isn’t really my kind of show. Sure, I like superheroes well enough but the CW…
Monday Morning Movie Review: The Perks of Being a Wallflower
This is the best film about high school I’ve seen in years. I have to admit, it’s not my absolute favorite genre (I feel like it’s just not that interesting, and has been fully explored), but this film works not by finding an entirely revolutionary angle—–it explores some of the same tropes as other high…
Movie Review: Frankenweenie
This latest bomb from Tim Burton is an original movie that I wish I had liked more than I did. I was rooting for it, I really was, but it never quite grabbed me the way I had hoped. I think the film’s young target audience (it is made for children) will probably hate it….
Monday Morning Movie Review: Looper
A very strong, wholly original film with a terrific first third and a pretty good final act. What Works: From start to finish, this movie is showing you inventive, wildly original things you haven’t quite seen before. I particularly loved the first third of it, which keeps constantly inventing and playing with the rules in its highly…
Mom Jokes: Wrong Pills
My wife told me to go out and get some of those pills that will assist me to get an erection. You should have seen her face when I came back and gave her some diet pills. I’m now looking for a place to live…
Biden Completely Destroys Paul Ryan in Vice Presidential Debate
I haven’t seen a beating that lopsided since Rodney King. Biden absolutely demolished Paul Ryan, no question, period. Quick points… 9:05 p.m.: Paul Ryan barely looks ready for puberty, let alone the White House…maybe if his voice stops cracking, he can come back in a few decades. 9:12 p.m. : If you took a shot…
TV Reviews: “Nashville,” “Chicago Fire,” and a Very Special Episode of “Sons of Anarchy”
Nashville…A good show that people are mistaking for a great show. The pilot was fine…f-i-n-e, not terrific like a lot of the hyperbolic praise suggests. The best thing in it is Hayden Panettiere, playing the up and coming country star that’s a little less wholesome than her red-state image suggests. [Think Carrie Underwood if she…