This movie sucks.
What Works: Nicolas Cage pisses fire in one scene.
What Doesn’t Work: Well, when the highlight of your movie is Nicolas Cage pissing fire…does it sound like much goes right?
What I Would Have Done Differently: I watched this movie for free and the price was still too high. When you begin at that starting point, there’s no right way for it to go.
Nicholas Cage needs to give it a rest.