Mom Jokes: You’re at Trouble at Work When…

By | February 8, 2016

I JUST KNEW I WAS IN BIG TROUBLE AT WORK WHEN…

 

…the Security guard made a complete inventory of my work area.
…my assistant began responding to my memos with, “Yeah, whatever.”
…the Human Resources Dept requested an update of my arrest record.
…the Boss asked if I still had a copy of my 5 year contract.
…I noticed co-workers measuring my office when I arrived at work.
…my parking spot was relocated next to the dumpster.
…my secretary says things like “Get the phone, my nails aren’t dry.”
…three people began helping me write a “desk manual” for my job.
…the network automatically began backing-up my computer every 10 minutes.
…a large paper recycling box was placed next to my file cabinets.
…the receptionist began saying “Who ???” to anyone calling on me.

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