An old woman was exhaustively tested by her new doctor. He told the 70-year-old that she was “Doing well for her age.”
A little concerned about that comment, she asked him “Do you think I’ll live to see 80?”
He asked her “Do you smoke tobacco or marijuana? Drink beer, wine, or hard liquor?”
“Oh no! None of those things!”
“Do you eat ribeye steaks and barbecued ribs?”
“No! Red meat is very unhealthy.”
“Do you spend a lot of time in the sun? Like playing golf, boating, sailing, picnicking, or walking through nature?”
“No, I don’t.”
“Do you have any favorite TV shows, go to movies, enjoy plays, or read books you love?”
“No, today’s culture is too smutty for me.”
“Do you gamble, drive fast cars, and have lots of sex?”
“Oh no! I’ve never enjoyed any of those things.”
The doctor said “Then why do you even give a shit?”
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