Five surgeons are discussing the types of people they like to operate on:
First surgeon: I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.
Second surgeon: You should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.
Third surgeon: No, I really think librarians are the best – everything inside them is in alphabetical order.
Fourth surgeon: You know, I like construction workers – those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he said, “You’re all wrong, all of you. Politicians are the easiest to operate on – there’s no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, no spine, and what’s more, the head and the ass are interchangeable!”