Mom Jokes: Top Country and Western Songs of All-Time…

By | February 8, 2016

Top Country Songs…
10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine.

9. I Ain’t Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman; But I Woke Up With A Few.

8. If The Phone Don’t Ring, You’ll Know It’s Me.

7. I’ve Missed You, But My Aim’s Improvin’.

6. Wouldn’t Take Her To A Dogfight ‘Cause I’m Scared She’d Win’.

5. I’m So Miserable Without You, It’s Like You’re Still Here.

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend…I Miss Him.

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger.

2. She’s Lookin’ Better with Every Beer.
1. It’s Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day.

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