On his death bed, a husband found himself calling for his wife. “I have to confess something to you, honey, before it’s too late.”
“It’s fine,” his wife said. “You don’t have to confess anything.”
“No, I do. I screwed your sister, your cousin, your best friend, your best friend’s sister, their mother, your female co-workers, and that neighbor lady you hate.”
“I know,” his wife responded without blinking. “That’s why I poisoned you, now just close your eyes.”
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