We do a lot of marriage jokes in this section, and quite a few deal with men who have been…not so happily married for decades. Well, today’s it’s the wife’s turn…
He said: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put in it. She said: Why do you wear pants?
He said: Why don’t women blink during foreplay? She said: They don’t have time.
He said: What do you do with all that grocery money I give you? She said: Look in the mirror and turn sideways.
He said: Why are married women heavier than single women? She said: Single women come home, look in the refrigerator, and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in the bed, and go to the refrigerator.
He said: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? She said: A widow.
And finally, his rebuttal…
She said: Why is it so hard to find a man who’s in great shape, dresses well, is interested in what I have to say, and can take care of me? He said: Because they already have boyfriends.
Good ones!