Mom Jokes: The Last Penny

The last penny

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy 3
pennies to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy starts choking,
going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the pennies
and starts slapping him on the back..

The boy coughs up 2 of the pennies, but keeps choking. Looking at his son, the
father is panicking, shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit
is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At
the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds
the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her
way, unhurried, across the restaurant.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy’s
testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then extremely
firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last
penny, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy’s
testicles, the woman hands the penny to the father and walks back to her seat at
the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father
rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, “I’ve never seen
anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic.  Are you a doctor?”

“No, IRS.”