I quickly went to the store this morning, came out walking with my hands full, and there’s a police officer writing out a fine!
So I walk up to the car and say, “if you want to fuck people without kissing them, you might as well just go to a hooker!”
The officer is mad, so he writes another ticket for insulting a public servant while on duty, and once again puts it under the windshield wiper of the BMW.
So I’m really getting pissed and say “Maybe your mom is proud of you for being such a jerk cop. And maybe that’s why you can’t go to the brothel because it’s her house!”
Well, I shouldn’t have done that because yet another ticket was written and put under the windshield wiper. Most people know when to shut their mouths, but I don’t, so, boiling with anger I told the cop “I’d tell you to go fuck yourself, but you couldn’t get laid if your life depended on it. Even YOU don’t want to fuck you!”
He let a big smile and proudly wrote two additional tickets, one for disturbing the peace. He left with a self-satisfied smirk as he drove away.
After that, I finally stopped talking, and walked over to my bike. Well, I thought, 5 tickets under the windshield wiper of that BMW were enough.