An elderly couple come into a seasoned marital therapist’s office.
The therapist asks “So what seems to be the issues in your relationship?”
The woman immediately began rattling off a laundry list of offenses: “He doesn’t pay enough attention to me. He doesn’t kiss me like he used to. He doesn’t help out around the house. He doesn’t listen. He doesn’t remember the little things. He doesn’t, he doesn’t he doesn’t,” and on and on for roughly forty five minutes without either the therapist or the husband saying a word.
Finally, the therapist asks the husband what his issues are.
The husband said nothing.
The therapist asked again, and again, nothing. Finally, the wife nudged him and the therapist practically shouted at him “WHAT ARE YOUR ISSUES WITH THE MARRIAGE?”
The husband said “Nothing! Ever since I lost my hearing aid I’ve never been happier!”
Good one