Love is Blind
Joel and Linda met while on a singles cruise and Joel fell head
over
heels for her.
When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles
apart, he was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they
got
home.
Within a couple of weeks, Joel had taken Linda to dance clubs,
restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums.
Joel became convinced that Linda was indeed his soul mate and true
love.
Every date seemed better than the last.
On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise
ship, Joel took Linda to a fine restaurant.
While having cocktails and waiting for their salad, Joel said, “I
guess you can tell I’m very much in love with you. I’d like a little
serious
talk before our relationship continues to the next stage.
So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life changing
question, it’s only fair to warn you. I’m a total golf nut. I play
golf, I
read about golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe
golf. If that’s going to be a problem for us, you should say so now!”
Linda took a deep breath and responded, “Joel, that certainly won’t
be a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since
we’re
being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for the last
five years I’ve been a hooker.”
Joel said, “I bet it’s because you’re not keeping your wrists
straight when you hit the ball.