“I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.”–Sigmund Freud
“By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.”–Socrates
“The question I’ve often asked but never answered is ‘exactly what does a woman want?'”–Dumas
“When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.”–David Bissonette
And of course, the best mind of them all…
“A good wife forgives her husband when she’s wrong.”–Rodney Dangerfield
Good ones.
Haha.
Bahahahahahah
Mom jokes are a hoot!
ha,ha,ha