Schwartz, Cohen, and Ginsberg, were all close friends since childhood. They decided they wanted to go into business together.
Schwartz says “All right, I’ll invest 100,000.”
Cohen says “Okay, I’ll invest 200,000.”
Ginsberg says “Well, I’ll put in 1,000.”
Cohen says “If I’m putting in 200,000 I’ll be the president and CEO of the corporation. Schwartz, for your 100,000, you can be the VP and CFO. And Ginsberg, for your thousand bucks, you can be the sexual advisor.”
Ginsberg asks “What’s the sexual advisor?”
“When we want your fucking advice, we’ll ask for it.”
Aint’ that the damn truth.