I was at the bar the other night and overheard three very hefty
women talking. Their accents sounded Scottish to me, and I
approached them and asked, “Hi! Are you three lassies from
Scotland?”
One of them angrily screeched, “It’s Wales, you bloody idiot!”
So I apologized to them, replying, “I am so very sorry! Are you
three whales from Scotland?”
And that’s the last thing I remember.