A politician dropped by the local elementary school to explain how taxes worked. He called Johnny up to the front of the class, and asked if he had any lunch money.
Johnny said yes and pulled out four quarters. The politician took one of the quarters from Johnny and said “The government takes this money from you and uses it to pay my salary, and in return I represent your interests, doing whatever you ask me to do. Do you understand?”
Johnny said “I think so.”
“Good, good, well kids I have to go,” the politician said standing up “This has been–oof” quickly, Little Johnny kicked him in the nuts and took his quarter back.
The teacher shouted “Why did you do that?”
Johnny said “He said he would do whatever I want, and what I really wanted was for him not to steal my quarter.”
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