Sometimes, the present-tense is too depressing to think about, and so why not delve into the record of Joe Biden as it’s being written? The question of “Was Joe Biden really that bad?” needs an answer, and that answer is/was/will be “Of course not!” Biden’s economy was a miracle compared to what he inherited (which…
Category: Tuesday
What Conspiracy Theories Do You Have that Might Actually Be True?
Let’s be honest, conspiracy theories have invaded our political discourse far more than just the odd “Area 51”-esque corker of yesteryear. Today, you can barely keep track of them all, and so I thought it might be interesting to look at a handful I have that might actually be true. —Lee Harvey Oswald did not…
Why do Trump Supporters Bash “Northeastern Coastal Elites” but not realize Trump is one?
The paradox of Trump (an-NYC billionaire nepo-baby who couldn’t find Alabama on a map until he started running for President) getting unwavering devotion from a red state base he wouldn’t have spoken to until he needed them leads to the classic question of “Why do Trump supporters like to bash liberal Northeastern coastal elites but…
Musk Leaves Washington DC with a Literal (and Figurative) Black Eye
Here, Alabama Liberal breaks down why Musk was a fool to ever get mixed up with Trump in the first place as a simple look at Trump’s history (screwing over anyone who’s ever gotten close to him) and the history of autocrats in general (the country’s richest man doesn’t usually stay that way for long…
GOP Politicians Need to Watch Liberal Media so They’ll Know What’s in the Bills They’re Voting On
After Nebraska congressman Mike Flood’s stunning confession at a recent town hall, Alabama Liberal says that it’s disgusting he knew more about a bill Flood voted on than Flood himself did, and posits that watching more liberal media would help not only Republican voters get better informed but also the Republican politicians themselves.
The Corporate Media Dinosaurs that Pushed Biden into the Tar Pits Need to Follow Him There
In this quick-but-thorough recording, Alabama Liberal expresses bewilderment that Jake Tapper (the same guy that helped install Trumpolini through his genuinely awful first debate “moderation”) is STILL crapping on Biden while the Mad King is in office. He then makes the case that it’s time all the corporate media dinosaurs that helped shove Biden into…
Skipping Michigan: Buttigieg Will Do Anything to Become POTUS…Except Win an Election
By skipping the Michigan senate race in 2026, Alabama Liberal talks about the Buttigieg-pattern of losing major races, but then running for an even bigger race next time. He also questions that if voters won’t actually elect an ambitious Buttigieg to anything (similar to past “Great White Hopes” like Beto O’Rourke, Jason Kander, Tim Ryan,…
86-47! [Will Creatine Fiend Kash Patel or Propaganda Barbie Pam Bondi Finally Give Me a Platform Boost?]
While “supporting” James Comey (the bozo that threw the 2016 election to Trumpolini in the first place) and his ridiculously harmless seashell message, Alabama Liberal hopes some Trumpworld henchmen (or WOMAN!) will give him the loooong sought profile boost of baseless harassment after 14 long years of literally not being able to get arrested by…
A Blue Tsunami in 2026 Needs Candidates in ALL Southern Races
Alabama Liberal explains why he thinks 2026 will be not only a blue wave, but a blue tsunami, but ONLY if Democrats actually field candidates in ALL races–unlike 2024 where THREE separate Alabama Congressional races had no Democratic candidate whatsoever, allowing Republicans to sashay back into office.
Don’t Buy the Dip: Tesla Stock is Screwed No Matter What Musk Does
Here, Alabama Liberal (until recently, a longtime Tesla stockholder) explains why it’s foolish to “buy the dip” in Tesla’s stock price as the company is probably screwed whether or not Musk dials it down or even if the board pushes him out altogether. Definitely worth a watch to explain how Tesla was overvalued primarily due…
Trump Should Not Be Time’s “Person of the Year” Because His Impact Was NOT the Biggest of 2024
Many people don’t think Trump should’ve been chosen as Time’s “Person of the Year” because he’s a horrible person who will do nothing but make the country worse over the next four years. But my take is different than most because even though I also don’t think Trump should’ve been chosen at all, it’s not only because he’s…
Pros Before Bros: In 2016, America Elected a Rapist Instead of the 1st Female POTUS, Are We Really Going to Do it Again?
Katie Britt Proves There’s TWO Embarrassing Senators in Alabama Now
And the Razzie goes to… Katie Britt! …I haven’t seen such an untalented alum from the Karen School of Acting since the last viral cellphone video of a white woman wrongly calling the police on black people that made her mad. Not sure if anyone reading this had a strong enough stomach to see Senator…