Here, Alabama Liberal breaks down why Musk was a fool to ever get mixed up with Trump in the first place as a simple look at Trump’s history (screwing over anyone who’s ever gotten close to him) and the history of autocrats in general (the country’s richest man doesn’t usually stay that way for long…
Category: Tuesday
GOP Politicians Need to Watch Liberal Media so They’ll Know What’s in the Bills They’re Voting On
After Nebraska congressman Mike Flood’s stunning confession at a recent town hall, Alabama Liberal says that it’s disgusting he knew more about a bill Flood voted on than Flood himself did, and posits that watching more liberal media would help not only Republican voters get better informed but also the Republican politicians themselves.
The Corporate Media Dinosaurs that Pushed Biden into the Tar Pits Need to Follow Him There
In this quick-but-thorough recording, Alabama Liberal expresses bewilderment that Jake Tapper (the same guy that helped install Trumpolini through his genuinely awful first debate “moderation”) is STILL crapping on Biden while the Mad King is in office. He then makes the case that it’s time all the corporate media dinosaurs that helped shove Biden into…
Skipping Michigan: Buttigieg Will Do Anything to Become POTUS…Except Win an Election
By skipping the Michigan senate race in 2026, Alabama Liberal talks about the Buttigieg-pattern of losing major races, but then running for an even bigger race next time. He also questions that if voters won’t actually elect an ambitious Buttigieg to anything (similar to past “Great White Hopes” like Beto O’Rourke, Jason Kander, Tim Ryan,…
86-47! [Will Creatine Fiend Kash Patel or Propaganda Barbie Pam Bondi Finally Give Me a Platform Boost?]
While “supporting” James Comey (the bozo that threw the 2016 election to Trumpolini in the first place) and his ridiculously harmless seashell message, Alabama Liberal hopes some Trumpworld henchmen (or WOMAN!) will give him the loooong sought profile boost of baseless harassment after 14 long years of literally not being able to get arrested by…
A Blue Tsunami in 2026 Needs Candidates in ALL Southern Races
Alabama Liberal explains why he thinks 2026 will be not only a blue wave, but a blue tsunami, but ONLY if Democrats actually field candidates in ALL races–unlike 2024 where THREE separate Alabama Congressional races had no Democratic candidate whatsoever, allowing Republicans to sashay back into office.
Don’t Buy the Dip: Tesla Stock is Screwed No Matter What Musk Does
Here, Alabama Liberal (until recently, a longtime Tesla stockholder) explains why it’s foolish to “buy the dip” in Tesla’s stock price as the company is probably screwed whether or not Musk dials it down or even if the board pushes him out altogether. Definitely worth a watch to explain how Tesla was overvalued primarily due…
Trump Should Not Be Time’s “Person of the Year” Because His Impact Was NOT the Biggest of 2024
Many people don’t think Trump should’ve been chosen as Time’s “Person of the Year” because he’s a horrible person who will do nothing but make the country worse over the next four years. But my take is different than most because even though I also don’t think Trump should’ve been chosen at all, it’s not only because he’s…
Pros Before Bros: In 2016, America Elected a Rapist Instead of the 1st Female POTUS, Are We Really Going to Do it Again?
Katie Britt Proves There’s TWO Embarrassing Senators in Alabama Now
And the Razzie goes to… Katie Britt! …I haven’t seen such an untalented alum from the Karen School of Acting since the last viral cellphone video of a white woman wrongly calling the police on black people that made her mad. Not sure if anyone reading this had a strong enough stomach to see Senator…
Big Question: Why Does the World’s Richest Country (for Nearly a Century) Continually Pretend It’s Too Broke to Help Its People?
Any given day of the news, you can find some story of [fill in the blank] Republican politician saying America “can’t afford” to pay for Medicaid, or “Social Security is going broke,” or some new version of a timeless theme for the Republican Party: that America’s miserly social safety net is unsustainable and antiquated and…
Why Should Americans Follow the Supreme Cult when the Supreme Inquisition Wants to Strip Them of Their Rights?
This is actually a very fair question. —For starters, the Supreme Court’s power is only the perception of power. It has no agency to enforce its rulings. The Justice Department is independent of the court, and no law enforcement agency answers to the court. [They have a police force of roughly 200 officers, but they exist largely…
Unpopular Vote: Giving Oil Companies Everything They Want Will NOT Lower Gas Prices
It’s been almost comical to see Republicans repeatedly fret about gas/oil prices, but then come up with no credible solutions to actually lower gas/oil prices. Their general “answers” all seem to revolve around the concept that if you give a huge industry everything they want, prices will magically lower themselves out of the goodness of…