The basic logic of conservatives on the Epstein Files is so naive, it’s borderline deranged. Their basic thinking goes: “You book smart liberals just don’t understand something very simple! “First, the Democrats introduced Trump to Epstein as part of a decades-long plot before Trump entered politics… “Then they made him be best friends and sex buddies…
Category: Larger Editorials
Why Trump’s Cult Cares More About Imprisoning Immigrants than Their Own Healthcare
Trumpolini draws his most diehard, in-the-bunker voters from people that hate immigration. It is a particular obsession for his most faithful cult members, and it’s not a coincidence that when he rode down that golden escalator and declared his first Presidential run 10 years ago he put special emphasis on immigrant bashing. He caught their eye with that, and captured…
Why are Trump Voters So Easily Conned By Him? They’ve Had Lots of Practice Getting Suckered
Trump recently celebrated the decade anniversary of when he first started running for President, and that means his fans have forgiven him everything over the past decade. The trillion dollar question always seems to be “Why can’t they see him for what he is? How did millions of marks get so took by such an…
CBS Cancellation of Colbert Should Terrify EVERYONE Who Lives in a Free Society
There seems to be some confusion in the media about whether Paramount’s desire to please an aspiring tyrant like Trump had anything to do with their shocking decision to cancel “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert,” which has been on the air since 1993, but only become number 1 in the ratings under Colbert, and…
The Supreme Cult Just Legalized Rendition as Immigration Policy
The Supreme Cult’s current reign of terror can’t end fast enough. The conservative majority has certainly been “on a roll” the past few weeks, continually proving they’re the most pro-robber baron SCOTUS in a century (and sometimes with Judge Elena Kagan’s help). –Their economic rulings appear to be “Whatever Goliath asks for in his inspirational…
In CA, Trumpolini Starts His Reichstag Fire…Now What?
Here, Alabama Liberal explains what’s actually happening in his adopted home of California, how Trump is very clearly following the “never let a crisis go to waste” playbook of past aspiring dictators trying to transition their countries into fascism, and the books, movies, or TV shows that can teach you what to do next.
Musk Leaves Washington DC with a Literal (and Figurative) Black Eye
Here, Alabama Liberal breaks down why Musk was a fool to ever get mixed up with Trump in the first place as a simple look at Trump’s history (screwing over anyone who’s ever gotten close to him) and the history of autocrats in general (the country’s richest man doesn’t usually stay that way for long…
GOP Politicians Need to Watch Liberal Media so They’ll Know What’s in the Bills They’re Voting On
After Nebraska congressman Mike Flood’s stunning confession at a recent town hall, Alabama Liberal says that it’s disgusting he knew more about a bill Flood voted on than Flood himself did, and posits that watching more liberal media would help not only Republican voters get better informed but also the Republican politicians themselves.
The Corporate Media Dinosaurs that Pushed Biden into the Tar Pits Need to Follow Him There
In this quick-but-thorough recording, Alabama Liberal expresses bewilderment that Jake Tapper (the same guy that helped install Trumpolini through his genuinely awful first debate “moderation”) is STILL crapping on Biden while the Mad King is in office. He then makes the case that it’s time all the corporate media dinosaurs that helped shove Biden into…
Alabama Liberal is the Best Wordle Player Alive
My phenomenal Wordle scores are as legitimate as our government in 2025, and achieved roughly the same way. Do not question them…Obey
Skipping Michigan: Buttigieg Will Do Anything to Become POTUS…Except Win an Election
By skipping the Michigan senate race in 2026, Alabama Liberal talks about the Buttigieg-pattern of losing major races, but then running for an even bigger race next time. He also questions that if voters won’t actually elect an ambitious Buttigieg to anything (similar to past “Great White Hopes” like Beto O’Rourke, Jason Kander, Tim Ryan,…
As Entertainers-Turned-Presidents, Zelenskyy and Trump are Polar Opposites
In this excerpt from the Alabama Liberal podcast episode “Fool’s Paradise: No Country For Smart Men (Plus, ‘Mrs. Putin’),” he explains that even though Zelenskyy and Trump took similar paths from entertainment to politics, the end result has been completely different. He also speculates that the real reason Trump HATES Zelenskyy is jealousy, and because…
86-47! [Will Creatine Fiend Kash Patel or Propaganda Barbie Pam Bondi Finally Give Me a Platform Boost?]
While “supporting” James Comey (the bozo that threw the 2016 election to Trumpolini in the first place) and his ridiculously harmless seashell message, Alabama Liberal hopes some Trumpworld henchmen (or WOMAN!) will give him the loooong sought profile boost of baseless harassment after 14 long years of literally not being able to get arrested by…