Before I went in, I was really looking forward to this cops-in-LA movie. I was curious to see how David Ayers (who seemingly makes nothing but this kind of movie, writing the screenplays for Training Day and Dark Blue, and directing Street Kings/Harsh Times) would handle his former turf but with a found-footage twist. Well…sad…
Category: Mindless Mondays
Monday Morning Movie Reviewer: Trouble with the Curve
I know people will say that I went in with a bias to not like this movie since Clint Eastwood is now a notorious and bull-headed Republican. Well, I’m sorry but those people are just plain wrong. I love most Clint Eastwood movies, and went into this hoping it would be just as good as…
Monday Morning Movie Reviewer: Dredd 3D
Is there a good movie in here somewhere? Absolutely. But is this a good movie? Absolutely not. What Works: This movie is based off the same graphic series that “inspired” the Sylvester Stallone Judge Dredd movie, and all the fans of the source material (you know, all twelve of them) say this is much closer…
Movie Review: Premium Rush
Another movie that opened around the time ParaNorman did and one that’s done even less business. I’ll make it quick, but the movie is a solid-B, and deserved a little better than to be dumped in theaters and forgotten a month later. And, just in case you don’t know, the movie stars Joseph Gordon Levitt…
Movie Review: ParaNorman
I know, I know, this movie opened a month ago and nobody really cares about it anymore, but they’ll be reviews of new movies (End of Watch, Trouble with the Curve, Dredd 3D) later today too. For now, I’ll just make this quick… What Works: The old school claymation has an entirely different look and…
Mom Jokes: Board of Directors
Schwartz, Cohen, and Ginsberg, were all close friends since childhood. They decided they wanted to go into business together. Schwartz says “All right, I’ll invest 100,000.” Cohen says “Okay, I’ll invest 200,000.” Ginsberg says “Well, I’ll put in 1,000.” Cohen says “If I’m putting in 200,000 I’ll be the president and CEO of the corporation. Schwartz,…
The Emmys, Who Might Win…More Importantly, Who SHOULD Win
Unlike The Oscars, which have almost no surprises by the time the other five dozen movie awards shows have already come on, The Emmy awards are extremely hard to predict. That’s because the only other televised awards shows that deal with TV (The Golden Globes, and The SAG Awards) also deal with movies, and, therefore, pretty…
Quick-Hit TV Reviews of Louie, Up All Night, SNL Special, The Office, and Parks and Recreation
NBC’s comedy block was back tonight, and FX had one of the most significant (plot-wise) episodes of Louie ever. Let’s get to it… Louie: This often brilliant, sometimes frustrating show is widely touted as the best comedy on TV, with the caveat that it’s not really a comedy show so much as a show centered…
Monday Morning Movie Reviewer: The Master…Less About Scientology Than Psychology
Any new Paul Thomas Anderson movie (Hard Eight, Boogie Nights, Magnolia, Punch Drunk Love, There Will Be Blood) is an event in certain circles, the film critic equivalent of a new Marvel Comics movie. His latest follows a troubled WWII veteran (Joaquin Phoenix, sensationally animalistic yet nuanced) who feels adrift when he returns home, but…
TV Reviews: Boardwalk Empire, Revolution, SNL, Guys with Kids, and The New Normal
Fall TV is back, and so is cramming in a lot of reviews for new shows and season premieres alike… Boardwalk Empire’s Season Three Premiere: It’s funny the way we like some characters and not others, isn’t it? Breaking Bad’s Walter White is my absolute favorite character on TV, and I acknowledge that he’s a…
Entertainment Editorial: 10 Fall Movies To Be Excited About (and Five Not to Be)
It’s great to pretend that critics go into movies entirely neutral about them, but, honestly, they don’t. There are just always going to be some movies you look more forward to than others. It was true when I did a similar list in the summer, and especially true in the Fall…where Hollywood rolls out their…
September’s Book of the Month Club Selection Is…Amy Waldman’s The Submission!
Usually, whenever I start the month I have no clue what that month’s pick will be. I run down a list of books I’ve read in the last six months (or am currently reading) and narrow down to one I think is the strongest for that month. None of that is true for Amy Waldman’s…
TV Reviews: Totally Biased, Web Therapy, and Episodes
As we gear up for the new Fall season (which, to be honest, doesn’t seem like a particularly strong crop this year), let’s take a look at some “in-between” shows that clean up during the low competition months. Totally Biased…This is W. Kamau Bell’s new show on FX, and if you don’t know who that…