Hard to even remember anything about this movie, and it was only two weeks ago I saw it. What Works: I did like that they spent a lot of time talking about drones and militarizing police forces and other issues that are relevant. So I liked that the movie at least made an effort. What…
Category: Mindless Mondays
Movie Review: A Winter’s Tale
This movie sucked. It’s about an immortal angel/demon/Irishman/something or other played by Colin Farrell who is kept alive through miracles and love and puppies and rainbows even while the nasty demon played by Russell Crowe chases after him. What Works: There’s a thoroughly unexpected Will Smith cameo (he plays Lucifer) that temporarily jolted me out…
Movie Review: About Last Night
“An inexplicably popular movie starring Kevin Hart”–Told you I’d be using that phrase a lot. Except that the advertising (which plays up heavily Hart’s contemptuous romance with Regina Hall) is slightly misleading since this is really a romance between Michael Ealy/Joy Bryant and Hart/Hall are merely on the fringes. They’re the “best friends” but really…
Movie Review: Ride Along
“An inexplicably popular movie starring Kevin Hart” a phrase I feel like I’m going to be using a lot this year. What Works: Not much. This shitty buddy comedy is like every movie you’ve ever seen before and doesn’t try hard to be that different. The movie largely rests on Hart’s shoulders since he’s the…
Movie Review: The Monument’s Men
The main “problem” with this George Clooney directed (and headlined) movie is that it should have been so much better than it is. What Works: How do you round up a cast that includes John Goodman, Matt Damon, Bill Murray, etc. and not make it more lively than this? Sure, Bill gets off a couple…
Movie Review: That Awkward Moment
Maybe 100 people saw this movie back in January, and maybe that’s 50 too many. What Works: Not much. I guess Zac Efron acquits himself okay in smoothie mode, but the movie straight up wastes the rest of a really promising cast. What Doesn’t Work: Poor Michael B. Jordan (Fruitvale Station) and Miles Teller (The…
Movie Review: Jack Ryan Shadow Recruit
Another fairly unmemorable January turd that I’m just now reviewing…Man, I wouldn’t even blame people if they weren’t reading this at this point. What Works: Kevin Costner keeps his movie star cool going strong. Kenneth Branaugh is an interesting villain. And some of the intrigue is decent. What Doesn’t Work: I’m not sure that Chris…
Movie Review: Labor Day
I have been seriously slacking with my movie reviews. In hopes of “making it up to you” I’m going to post several reviews today for movies that may no longer be part of the conversation, but I did see them so… What Works: This Josh Brolin/Kate Winslett romance involves an escaped felon played by Brolin…
Oscar Hosts: NO More Ellen or Billy Crystal, NEW Hosts Every Year
Welp, Ellen Degeneres hosted the Oscars last night and was exactly how you’d expect: bland, tedious, indulging in long set pieces that promised only mild chuckles from the outset and barely delivered those in execution. I guess the Academy Awards do this every time they have a “risky” host (like Seth MacFarland last year) and…
New TV Shows: “Mixology,” “Mind Games,” and “Game of Arms”
“Mixology”…The novel premise of this show is that it’s centered entirely in a bar during one night, and there’s ten single people (five straight guys, five straight girls) and we have to wonder who gets with who by the end of the night. Last night mainly focused on one of those horribly bitchy women who’s…
Why Paula Patton and Robin Thicke Should Stay Together
I love media and pop culture, but it’s not often I really get too invested in celebrity couplings. “Hollyweird” marriages aren’t built to last, and there’s no sense getting too attached to them, is the general thinking. Except that the marriage of Paula and Robin actually was. Theirs was a real, pre-fame relationship that’s been going strong…
TV Reviews: “About a Boy” and “Growing Up Fischer”
NBC’s debuting two “new” comedies tonight (although one is a remake and the other an adaptation) but they’ve already shown the pilots after two different nights of the Olympics, so the secret’s out somewhat… “Growing Up Fischer”…One long blind joke. See, the title kid’s father is blind and his newly divorced mom (Jenna Elfman)…
Can the New “Late Night” Host Seth Meyers Please Let SNL Go?
We get it Seth, being on SNL as Weekend Update anchor and being the head writer on the show during an excruciatingly tedious period (when blandos like Kristen Wiig, Bill Hader, and Fred Armisen reigned supreme) is the best thing that ever happened to you. We know that you looooooooved it there, and were seemingly going to…