Category: Monday Morning Movie Reviewer

I’ve been dormant for too long, but today brings three new reviews of movies that all center around the theme of perfection whether that’s achieved through winning a campaign, achieving a Michelin star, or revolutionizing computers. I’ll start off with the best of the bunch… What Works: “Steve Jobs” will leave people with wildly different reactions,…

Sometimes a movie slips throught the cracks on theaterical release, and sometimes they deserve to… The Seventh Son…Odds are strong that if you clicked on this article, it wasn’t to read about this film, which most people refer to as “What movie again? Haven’t heard of it.” It’s the one with Jeff Bridges teaching a…

There’s nothing scarier than creepy kid movies, except for perhaps movies where it’s a whole town of creepy kids. It seems like the natural progression to make a movie about a pandemic of creepy (zombie) kids, and it’s resulted in one of the best horror comedies in a  long while. “Cooties” is about a zombie-creating virus that…

This film has been a bit unfairly dismissed by most critics, and–if you read most of the reviews–they seem caught up more in the fact that the portrayals of rioting Southeast Asians is racist than anything actually presented on camera. As an excuse to engage in identity politics, most of the reviews work, but as…

My reviews are getting so late in the game, that getting a new one is practically the same thing as a “Gift” but I’ll try to soldier on even as most people have already seen this movie… What Works: Written, directed, and starring Joel Edgerton “The Gift” is a a very well-crafted, sharper-than-you-think creepy “friend” thriller….

A month after this film’s release, and pretty much everyone who was going to see it already has, but I can’t shake the feeling all the positive reactions it’s been getting aren’t entirely earned. After all, I saw it a month ago and haven’t felt compelled to really write a review… What Works: Rebecca Ferguson is…

Both a rebuke to the romantic comedy and an embrace of it, the film manages to take chances that people have been begging the stale genre to take for a long time. What Works: “Trainwreck” may look like it’s just coasting on the recent trend of “women who are a fucking mess but great guys love…

Not a good movie, but there’s a great performance at the center of it. What Works: This largely forgettable boxing movie will be known mostly for Jake Gyllenhaal’s performance, which is a 180 from last year’s excellent (and underseen) “Nightcrawler.” In that film, he was a rail-thin and articulate sociopath who hid his amoralism behind upbeat,…

Turns out a little bit of these guys goes a long way. What Works: Kids may like this film better than “Inside Out”… What Doesn’t: But you sure won’t. This is a movie made to entertain kids at home when parents don’t know what to do with them for 90 minutes. The actual Minions characters are cute…

Pixar’s latest has earned rave reviews, and it’s easy to see why. Not much more can be said about this movie that hasn’t already been said, but I’ll try anyway… What Works: Special kudos to the writer who came up with the idea to set a movie mostly inside the mind of a kid growing up,…

Something about this movie was a little off for me. The reviews are ecstatic, and it seemed to do extremely well at the specialty box office but I just can’t help thinking that most people might feel cheated out of 15 bucks if they’re paying to watch a movie that is basically a less successful…

[Fart noise] Sorry, but I’m just not drinking the Kool-Aid on this one. What Works: Chris Pratt does what he can. And raptors are always a welcome sight. Plus, even though a new genetically engineered dinosaur is the main attraction, I really preferred a giant aquatic dinosaur that is even more lethal than Black Fish. What…

The same weekend Melissa McCarthy was winning rave reviews and box office dough playing a feminist James Bond, “Entourage” was flopping at the box office and getting critically savaged for a perceived misogynistic slant. I can’t say I really view the film as anti-women, and it’s hard to imagine anyone being truly offended by such…