Maybe it says something about the soft bigotry of low expectations towards Keanu Reeves movies, but this thing has received very positive reviews for what is—essentially—a fairly standard revenge film. Still, there are hundreds of small surprises and upgrades that make it feel a lot more satisfying and worth watching. What Works: “John Wick” starts…
Author: Alabama Liberal
(Cancelled) TV Reviews: Utopia, Manhattan Love Story, A to Z, Bad Judge, Mulaney
The first round of cancelled TV shows is upon us, and—honestly—I can’t think of a more deserving crop. Utopia: It wanted to be a high-minded Big Brother, what with a cast of 15 reality show stock character creating their own society. Sadly, that gimmick never really took off, and it just wound up being a…
Movie Review: Before I Go to Sleep
Sucks. Maybe “sucks” is too strong a word, but unlike “Men, Women, Children” this film does deserve its rotten tomatoes rating and weak box office performance. What Works: It’s about an amnesiac woman (Nicole Kidman) who wakes up everyday with no memory, but her husband (Colin Firth) and psychiatrist (Mark Strong) both want to help…
Movie Review: “Men, Women, Children” Better Than the Reviews
I’m stunned that this film has a horrendous 29% on rotten tomatoes. [But maybe not so stunned it’s a box office flop.] It’s just a reminder that every so often, the majority of critics get it wrong, and actually pander to broad-audience films a lot more than they should (that October’s other Jennifer Garner movie Alexander and…
Movie Review: The Good Lie
This Reese Witherspoon-starrer (that doesn’t really star Reese) has just about left theaters, but I think this is more the kind of movie you watch at home anyway. That way there’s no judgment when you happen to cry during some of the more obvious tear-jerker moments. The first third of this movie is about several Sudanese…
Monday Morning Movie Review: The Book of Life
A vibrant, offbeat animated tale that never quite becomes this decade’s “Nightmare Before Christmas” but is still well-worth watching. What Works: This has not been the best year for animated movies, and it feels like a lot of the major players have pretty much written off 2014. [Pixar didn’t even release anything this year, after…
Movie Review: “Kill the Messenger” An Ignored Gem
Every now and again, a great film falls through the cracks. Kill the Messenger is one of the year’s very best but is not quite getting the critical or commercial respect it deserves, and I doubt most people have even heard it. What Works: The movie is the true story of Gary Webb (Jeremy Renner,…
Movie Review: The Judge
This is a tough one because on the one hand, I should be thrilled to watch a movie clearly made for adults (there’s been a grand total of 9 of them this year) and there’s not a zombie or superhero in sight, but the movie also isn’t very good. Do you give Robert Downey Jr. points for…
“The Walking Dead” Just When I’m Out, They Pull Me Back In
The second half of the fourth season was painfully slow and scattershot, watching each of them aimlessly roam towards a sanctuary that we just knew was too good to be true. It made me feel like I was watching the worst stretch of episodes since season 2, and like the show just never really learns…
Movie Review: “Dracula Untold” Should Have Stayed Untold
I wasn’t too surprised when this movie turned out to be bad, and no one else should be either… What Works: Ummm…well…uhhh…[crickets chirping]…Game of Thrones’ Charles Dance is always worth watching and he’s more menacing than ever as a very old vampire… What Doesn’t Work: So many things. For one, they tease out that Dance’s…
TV Reviews: “The Strain,” and “The Bridge”
Two very different FX dramas came to a close this past week, let’s take a closer look… The Strain…Although I’ve begun to grow tired of the supernatural horror television genre, I have to admit that this show got under my skin. [Three points for the pun!] Most sci-fi or fantasy-based TV shows are either trying…
TV Review: “Tethered” and “Naked and Afraid”
Discovery has cornered the market on “extreme” survival shows that don’t actually pay the contestants anything but do look a hell of a lot harder than Survivor… “Naked and Afraid”…A show I stumbled across at 2 o’clock in the morning one night and could hardly believe my eyes. It turns out, there are people out…
Monday Morning Movie Review: Gone Girl
“Gone Girl” is a hard film to review because it’s based on a book I would consider to be a masterpiece of “genre” fiction (technically a mystery/thriller but really more a deep psychological profile of a psychopath and a marriage folded into a thriller framework), and unlike 99.99 percent of books, it was a monster…